Kanye West, Toddler Whisperer

There may actually be someone who loves Kanye more than Kanye, and that fearless, openhearted person is his wife, Kim Kardashian. I mean, she did marry him and birth his child after all, but she's gone even further than that to express her lurrrrve to Yeezus. For example, making a playlist for their daughter, cutie pie North, with his songs on it, as Just Jared relays of Kardashian's interview with People . The familial sentiment is certainly there, but when you think about it, maybe, just maybe, his songs aren't the exactly baby-friendliest. But really, who knows, because it's completely possible that he's recorded a string of hits that will be sure to take over the toddler music scene just for her. It's not really out of the realm of possibility, because, well remember those dolls that they had made to look just like them?

Anyway, for the sake of fun, let's err on the side that he didn't record her any special baby songs and that she's listening to everything from "The College Dropout" to "Yeezus." She's definitely going to be the coolest baby on the block, rocking out in her playpen, cruising dirty on her tricycle. But, if you were North, which songs would you want Kim to pick for your typical day to day baby activities like story time and playing with blocks?

Here's some ideas:

WHEN YOU'RE AN EMPOWERED TODDLER AND ARE TOTALLY NOT GOING DOWN FOR A NAP

Take that, Mom.

WHEN YOU ROLL OVER/WALK BY YOURSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME

Total boss.

WHEN YOU CRY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BUT YOUR PARENTS WON'T LET YOU SLEEP IN THEIR BED

Haters.

WHEN YOUR PARENTS BRING HOME THE NEW BABY

TRAITORS.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE PARK AND THE SPRINKLERS ARE ON

True joy.