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What’s Coming To Netflix In March 2017 Will Put A Spring In Your Step
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As the weather starts to heat up, so will your Netflix's queue. What's coming to Netflix in March will certainly make it hard for you to leave the house. In fact, you may want to sit right by the window so the only light you get isn't just from your TV, computer, or phone. Just like spring itself, Netflix is coming in like a lion with some strong new material.
The month starts with a few teen witches that are casting spells in high school movies and a whole slew of female jailbirds with pretty impressive singing voices. As the calendar days pass, March will offer up some chances to catch-up on a few peak TV shows like Oprah's mega-church drama Greenleaf and Shonda Rhimes' most addictive series. Well, one of the most addictive, since everything Rhimes does is hard to turn off. The month will also give fans some Netflix originals that you're going to want to watch, including a Selena Gomez approved teen drama and the return of your favorite sexagenarian Grace and Frankie — who are really focusing on the sex part.
Basically, you're going to want to plan your nights accordingly if you're going to get everything in before April.
1) 'The Craft'
Before there were nasty women, there were these four teenage witches who were making fragile men very nervous. (March 1)
2) 'Chicago'
While you wait for Orange Is The New Black to return, spend a little time with Roxie Hart, Velma Kelly, and a few other women who have done bad things for good reasons. (March 1)
3) 'Jurassic Park'
Welcome to Jurassic Park, a place where you'll definitely need to hold on to your butts. Oh, and watch out for those velociraptors. They're tricky. (March 1)
4) 'Kung Fu Panda'
When you need a pick-me-up, spend a little time with a kung fu fighting panda named Po, who just won't take no for an answer. (March 1)
5) 'Memento'
This reverse thriller from Christopher Nolan begins with Leonard Shelby (Guy Pierce) waking up next to a Polaroid of a dead man. Since he can't make new memories, he's forced to leave clues for himself so that he can find a way to crack the case all on his own. One backwards step at a time. (March 1)
6) 'Love' Season 2
Mickey (Gillian Jacobs) and Gus (Paul Rust) are going to give love a try, and it's a safe bet that it's going to get messy, neurotic, and hilarious. (March 10)
7) 'Slums Of Beverly Hills'
Natasha Lyonne is every female teenager having to deal with dads, crushes, and boobs. (March 1)
8) 'Greenleaf' Season 1
This mega-church drama from Oprah Winfrey takes a closer look at the scandalous Greenleaf family. (March 3)
9) 'Safe Haven'
Julianne Hough is a woman with a secret in this Nicholas Sparks thriller. Don't worry, there's also some romance here, too. (March 4)
10) 'Amy Schumer: The Leather Special'
This Netflix original stand-up special will have Schumer taking about sex, dating, and her newfound fame. Oh, and leather. (March 7)
11) 'Must Love Dogs'
Online dating is hard, which Diane Lane and John Cusack make clear in this rom-com. Dogs, though, can make it a little better or at least bearable (March 13)
12) 'Million Dollar Baby'
See why Hilary Swank deserved that second Oscar in this tearjerker about a female boxer who gives her all until the very end. (March 13)
13) 'Pete's Dragon'
This Disney remake of an animated classic will have you looking to befriend a dragon of your own. (March 14)
14) 'Coraline'
When Coraline finds a door to a secret world, she soon realizes it's a pathway to a dark secret. (March 15)
15) 'Deidra & Laney Rob A Train'
In this Netflix original movie, two sisters get into the train robbing business to make ends meet after their mom gets thrown in jail. (March 17)
16) 'Marvel's Iron Fist'
After spending 17 years in the lost city of K’un-Lun, Danny Rand is back to take down those bad guys who have infiltrated his father's company. He's also the final piece to The Defenders puzzle, joining Jessica Jones, Daredevil, and Luke Cage to help save New York. (March 17)
17) 'Fire At Sea'
Whether it wins Best Documentary Feature at the 2017 Academy Awards or not, this Italian doc about migrants crossing the Mediteranean is worth watching now more than ever. (March 21)
18) 'The Vampire Diaries' Season 8
Watch Damon and Stefan duke it out for the very last time in the final season of the CW show. Or watch it to see Elena one more time. (March 18)
19) 'How To Get Away With Murder' Season 3
The murder mystery continues in the third season of the ABC drama. (March 23)
20) 'Grace and Frankie' Season 3
Grace and Frankie are back and are starting a business to help women have better sex. Yep, these old broads are getting into the vibrator business. (March 24)
21) 'Most Hated Woman In America'
This true-crime biopic looks at the disappearance of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, the outspoken founder of the American Atheists. (March 24)
22) 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'
The world of toons is as looney as you thought in this noir that looks to acquit Roger Rabbit of all charges. (March 24)
23) 'The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou'
Wes Anderson takes us under the sea in this Bill Murray comedy that has him reconnecting with his long-lost son. Or is he? (March 26)
24) '13 Reasons Why' Season 1
This Netflix original series based on the 2007 YA novel of the same name focuses on a young boy trying to figure out why his classmate and crush Hannah took her own life. Selena Gomez, who is an executive producer, has called it her "passion project." (March 31)
25) 'GLOW: The Story Of The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling'
Before Netflix debuts GLOW, its original series starring Alison Brie and about the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, check out the 2012 documentary. (March 31)
26) 'The Discovery'
If you liked The OA, you may want to check out this Rooney Mara and Jason Segel in a horror flick about what happens when you realize the afterlife really does exist. (March 31)
27) 'Deep Run'
This 2015 documentary, executive produced by Susan Sarandon, looks at Cole, a transgender man living in North Carolina, and his struggle for acceptance in his conservative community. (March 1)
28) 'The Lost World: Jurassic Park'
Need more Jurassic Park in your life? Don't worry. Netflix has you covered with this sequel that has the dinosaurs coming to California. (March 1)
29) 'Jurassic Park III'
Make it a Jurassic threequel with the third installment that has Dr. Alan Grant returning to help a family find their son on the dino's turf. (March 1)
30) 'Notes On Blindness'
This 2016 documentary looks at writer John Hull who, while losing his vision, started to record audio tapes that would help him understand what was happening to him. (March 15)
31) 'Julie’s Greenroom' Season 1
Whether you're child or just a kid at heart, hang out with Julie Andrews on her adorable new show that makes learning fun. (March 17)
Have a happy spring, guys. I know I'm going to.
