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These Sex Toys Can Be Worn In Public & Make Literally Every Thing You Do More Fun
After I saw Katherine Heigl's character trapped in vibrating panties at a work dinner in The Ugly Truth, wearable sex toys became something of a joke to me. What if someone hears them? What if someone hears you?! But then I thought, maybe that's the fun of them. Wearing sex toys in public gives you a dirty little secret — and there's a thrill to knowing you could get caught.
The first sex toy I ever wore in public was a standard set of kegel balls. I'd walk around with them everywhere I went my freshman year of college. While they didn't bring me much sexual pleasure, they did help me exercise my pelvic floor muscles, and I enjoyed the rumbly feeling of the weights inside them moving around.
Then, I upgraded to the OhMiBod Lovelife Krush Bluetooth Kegel Exerciser, which vibrates for feedback when you squeeze around it. Using that in line at at the coffee shop was definitely an adventure. After that, I did something riskier: I wore the OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH Panty Vibe, which vibrates in response to music, to a concert. Luckily, I was in a noisy room, but you'll want to enter quiet rooms at your own risk with that.
For those daring enough to try them, here are some sex toys you can wear out with you to make every activity more pleasurable.
1OhMiBod Lovelife Krush Bluetooth® Kegel Exerciser
OhMiBod Lovelife Krush Bluetooth® Kegel Exerciser, $89, Love Life Toys
As I mentioned, this kegel exerciser will not only let you exercise your PC muscles but also vibrate to reward you for your work. It also connects to an app that guides you through exercises to get the best workout possible.
2OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH Panty Vibe
OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH Panty Vibe, $119, Babeland
This vibrator comes with a set of panties it slips right into, and it'll vibrate in response to sound in your environment. Wear it to a club or concert for a multi-sensory musical experience.
3Jive by We-Vibe
Jive by We-Vibe, $119, We-Vibe
This tiny G-spot stimulator goes inside your vagina, with a little tail sticking out for easy removal. You can control it with We-Vibe's We-Connect app, or if you're up for a surprise, put the app under your partner's control.
4Secrets Remote Control 5 Function Vibrating Panties
Secrets Remote Control 5 Function Vibrating Panties, $50, Lovehoney
You can take this lacy lingerie, enhanced by a remote-controlled bullet vibrator in the crotch, to bed with your partner or wear it out. Just make sure the remote doesn't fall into the wrong hands, lest you end up in an Ugly Truth situation.
5LELO's HULA Beads
HULA Beads, $189, LELO
You can use these as regular kegel balls, or to make things more interesting, use the remote to make them twist and vibrate. The vibrations are almost silent, so you can wear them about town... if you dare.
6Lovehoney's Broad City Nature's Pocket Kegel Balls
Nature's Pocket Kegel Balls, $30, Lovehoney
Inspired by the Broad City episode where Ilana boasts about storing weed in her vagina, these kegel balls are so hollow that you actually can store things in them. They're a bit clunky, but if you ever have a tiny possession you need to carry discretely, they just might come in handy.
7Lovense Lush
Lovense Lush Remote Controlled Vibrator, $119, Amazon
This super-quiet G-spot stimulator can be controlled via an app from anywhere in the world and worn anywhere you could use a little excitement.
The best part of wearing these? You have your own little secret. Hopefully, you can keep it together better than Katherine Heigl. But that doesn't mean you won't be having more fun than everyone else in the room.
