Glory, glory hallelujah — 2017 Cyber Monday sex toy deals have finally arrived. It's that time of the year again and, considering how stressful the holiday season can be, a new toy could definitely come in handy. Plus, you're probably spending a lot of money and time on the other people in your life, so it can be worth taking a second to show yourself some love, too.
Sex toys aren't always the first thing you think of when it comes to Cyber Monday and holiday shopping, but you really should. Because, as much as I love them, a lot of sex toys are effing expensive — especially the good ones. Though there are some great cheap-and-cheerful toys out there, a lot of the really ~special~ ones come with a price tag to match. And you might not always be able to justify nearing (or passing) the hundred buck mark when you're getting something for yourself. So this is a great opportunity to get your hands on a toy that may normally be out of your price range. That's why I'll be stocking up on Cyber Monday.
And the deals this year are not messing around. Some of my favorite brands are on offer with hefty discounts, so here are some of the best deals you can find.
1Lioness
The Lioness Vibrator, $199, Lioness
If you're like me and can get a little obsessed with numbers and tracking, this vibrator is a godsend. It uses bio sensors to track and teach you about what you like. It normally has a hefty price, but in the sale you can snag it for $199, instead of the usual $230. But it's only while supplies last and the sale starts on Black Friday, so if you have your eye on it then you may want to hurry.
3Motorbunny
Motorbunny Rideable Toy, $799, Motorbunny
Motorbunny doesn't mess around. It's a rideable toy that let you straddle while getting some massive stimulation. It doesn't come cheap, but during the Black Friday to Cyber Monday weekend they have a huge sale, including the lowest base-model price of $799 and Deluxe Christmas Gift Sets for $899. Still really pricey, obviously, but if this is what you would normally go for then you it's a great deal!
4Crave
Crave makes some of the sexiest, most luxury products out there— I mean, their Vesper vibrator is classy enough to be worn as a necklace. If you want to experience high-end products without the high-end price, you can get 35 percent off everything on their site with the code CYBERWEEKEND.
5MysteryVibe
Crescendo, $129, MysteryVibe
Full disclosure: MysteryVibe makes one of my favorite toys, the Crescendo, which is my main toy at the moment so I'm a little biased. But it bends and curves in ways a lot of other toys just can't. Normally $179, but on Cyber Monday you can whack 50 bucks off the price.
6Dame Products
Dame is the home to popular products like Eva, a hands free vibrator, and Fin, a fingertip vibrator. And on Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Dame will donate $5 on every order to RAINN— an organization that works to prevent sexual violence, help victims, and achieve meaningful policy changes. If you want a top-quality product and to put your money somewhere meaningful, now's your chance.
7B-Vibe
Rimming Plug, $150, B-Vibe
B-Vibe knows butt plugs. They have beginner's models, vibrating models, rimming models, and even some pretty fancy looking anal beads. If you're interested in exploring that area, there's a lot to choose from and from Black Friday to Cyber Monday they're offering 25 percent off on all B-Vibe orders over $100.
8Le Wand
Le Wand Massager, $170, Le Wand
Le Wand is offering 20 percent off for Le Wand orders over $100 — and this is not your average vibrator. It's a luxury item, with 10 vibration speeds and 20 vibration patterns, not to mention different covers and attachments depending on what you like. This wand can do a whole lot.
9Unbound Box
Last but definitely not least is one of my favorite sex toy sites around — Unbound Box. Feminist, fresh, and feisty, their site is everything you could want from an adult retailer. From vibrators to jewelry to boxes of goodies, they've got it all. And on Cyber Monday, you can get a whooping 40 percent off the site and an extra 60 percent off sale. Just use the code: LETSCYBERBABE. Hot damn.
10Lovely
Lovely, $169, Our Lovely
Lovely is basically a sex toy and tracker all in one. You wear it during sex where it works as a vibrator, but then it keeps track of your sexual performance via an app— and even makes suggestions on how to improve your sex life. It's normally $169, but Bustle readers can get $50 off. Just use this code: LovelyBustle.
11We-Vibe
We-Vibe is the creator of some of the most innovate sex toys out there— their We-Vibe couple's toy is an adjustable, wearable option that gives both of you some intense vibes. But that's just one of their many toys, for partner and solo use. They're giving customers 20 percent off through November 28th.
Good quality sex toys don't always come cheap, so this is the perfect opportunity to grab a great deal on something indulgent. And, even better, it'll be the perfect thing to help with all that holiday stress.
