The ‘Bachelorette’ Hung Out With A ‘KUWTK’ Star

On Thursday morning, the matriarch of the Kardashian-Jenner Empire shared a selfie that left me whispering, “Why yes, photograph, I will accept this rose.” The Bachelorette star Rachel Lindsay hung out with Bachelor superfan Kris Jenner on Wednesday evening. Proving that she always knows what the people want, Jenner documented the get-together on Instagram. May we spend the rest of the day basking in the warm light of this selfie.

“Last nights hang out in my kitchen!” Jenner wrote in the caption. “Hey guys please follow my girl @therachlindsay ... she is this seasons Bachelorette!! SO EXCITED to see who she picks!!! #thebachelorette @bacheloretteabc #rachellindsay #obsessed.”

I love this. Lindsay is the best, Jenner is my queen, and this seems like a real fun duo. Couldn’t be more on board.

Furthermore, I couldn’t be more riddled with questions. How long have Jenner and Lindsay known each other? What did they do Wednesday night? Who else was present? Did they swill white wine and chat about the realities of reality TV the way only reality TV stars can? Did Jenner ask Lindsay to spill who she chooses on the season finale, only to lovingly grab the Bachelorette’s hand and say, “Oh, you know I would never try to get you in trouble… Or would I?” And did they throw their heads back and laugh?

Did Lindsay ask Jenner to rank all of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians spinoffs? Did Jenner rank all of the suitors that were on the season premiere? Did Lindsay talk Jenner into doing a Whaboom? Did Jenner order salads from Health Nut? Did they joke about starting a podcast together? Did they agree on the podcast name “Keeping Up With The Can I Steal You For A Second”? Did Lindsay ask to see Jenner’s infamous jet black toilet paper?

I realize Lindsay’s way classier than I am, but if I were to visit Jenner’s palace, I would certainly make a point of checking out the jet black toilet paper. As far as I’m koncerned, that fabled TP is the house’s top attraction.