9 Reasons Why Sister Agatha May Actually Be A Better Vampire Slayer Than Buffy

Oh good gawd where do I start with this one? This woman is hilarious from start to finish. My personal favourite line was when she responded to questions over her atheism... which is a bit left of field for a nun. "Like many women my age I'm trapped in a loveless marriage, maintaining appearances in order to keep a roof over my head." Iconic.

Yeah so she literally stood face to face with Dracula and splashed her blood on him not once, but twice. Yikes. On top of that her self-sacrificing nature in the face of certain death (or undeath) makes viewers sigh "my hero" every time she's on screen.

This woman knows how to tick a dude off and for that, I stan. Is there anything more amusing than annoying a guy who's a total douche bag? Nope didn't think so.

She utilises her own actual blood to wind Dracula up as well as totally thrashing him at a game of chess (well, initially) to wind him up and the tension between the pair is tangible.

So all of her sisters are being slaughtered and she's stuck in her workshop crushing a load of biscuits (well, Communion wafers), chill as can be. Readying herself for the devil incarnate to come visit her. Yeah I mean anybody else would lose it.

This is the woman you call in a crisis. I mean, considering how she behaves in the face of being under attack from the forces of evil and darkness. Let alone being nearly executed for a crime she fully did NOT commit. I remain surprised #agatha4pm isn't trending on Twitter.

This lady does not mince her words. Seriously, she knows how to serve real talk by the ladle full. Who will ever forget her going straight in with Jonathan Harker and asking him if he, "had sexual intercourse with Count Dracula."

One of the unsung heroes of episode two is the long, luscious, flowing hair that has been up until this point obscured by a wimple. Sister Agatha has the kind of hair that you can only dream of. Obsessed.

So in this version of Dracula, there's a lot of credence in the idea that people's life stories, traits, and skills being transported in their blood. So when the count discusses Sister Agatha's blood there's no surprise that he discovers she's lived a pretty lit life.

This woman is sick of not only Dracula's B.S. but everyone else's too. She stands up for what's right, holds no prisoners, and is willing to cut the crap to get things done. Again, #agatha4pm.

With one episode to go and the second being left on a serious cliff hanger containing what appears to be a present-day Sister Agatha (or is it?), odds are we are about to have a gazillion more reasons to obsess over this badass nun and I'm totally here for it.