If You Want Your Pool Float Game To Be On Point This Summer, Here's What I Recommend

British summer has hit so you have in and around three to five days to get out and enjoy the sun. Everyone knows there is nothing more refreshing than a cooling dip in the pool, lake, sea, river, or wherever you can get yourself wet. Just don't think about what might be in there. Anyway, I digress. You know you want to look super classy and cool down your local watery hang out spot and stand out from the crowd with your whole look and attitude. You want and need the best pool floats for adults in 2018 because heck yeah, it's summer time and the living is easy.

As the proud owner of my very own pool float, or yacht as I call it, The Thotany Bay, I have become somewhat of an expert in this field. Nothing says "twirl away the haters" like a large, obnoxious pool float that may be cumbersome and an absolute nightmare to inflate or deflate but come on guys, think of the social media opportunities with these things. With more chances for the perfect selfie than you could shake a stick at, these things pay for themselves with Instagram likes and jealous leers. What's not to like? Yep, you got it, absolutely nada.