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34 Losing Powerball Memes & Tweets For Everyone Who Didn't Become An Overnight Millionaire
The Powerball lottery drawing on Wednesday night seems to have been a bust, leaving millions across the country distraught at having to return to work tomorrow. Looking to share their anguish with others, Powerball losers flooded social media with some hysterical posts about their emotional journeys throughout Wednesday night's lotto draw. These memes and tweets about losing the Powerball are exactly how you feel right now, so at least you can take comfort in some schadenfreude.
The only silver lining is that you get another chance to try again, but this time the prize will be worth much less. On Saturday, the jackpot will fall to $40 million, which is arguably still a lot, but certainly not $700 million. However, that doesn't mean that you'll get $40 million put straight into your bank account. Depending on where you live, state and federal taxes can take a huge chuck out of that amount, as much as 50 percent of your winnings. The amount you receive also goes way down if you choose the lump sum instead of the recurring annual payments. If you do win, though, the cash upfront is the way better option in the long-term — that money will accumulate much faster if you invest it in large chunks instead of getting small payments over 30 years. But since you didn't win tonight, commiserate with these hilarious memes.
Can't Leave Work Just Yet
None For You
Another Day, Another Grind
Sorry, Student Loans Still Own You
At Least You Dared To Dream
Just Focus On The Bright Side, At Least You Got Something!
Maybe Just A Little Dramatic
You Really Shouldn't Be Shocked
You Bet They're Salty
I Demand Alternative Numbers
Apparently No One In America Likes Their Job
The Only Worse Thing Than Not Winning Is Losing To Someone Else
I Mean, Basically
Still Trying To Turn A Tiny Profit
The Irony Being That Michael Phelps Is Hella Rich
Right In The Trash Can
It Was Only Just A Dreeeeeeeam
Just Trying To Make Yourself Feel Better
The Numbers Won't Change No Matter How Hard You Look
It's All Her Fault
Believing You Deserve It Is The Best Part
Hot Dogs You'll Never Get To Know
Relying On The Kindness Of Others
Literally Just Tears Everywhere
No One. Come. Forward.
Rage Quit
Your Betrayal Stings Worse Than Cactus Gram
Denial Is The First Stage Of Grief
Regrets
Work Is Going To Be A Drag
My Dreams Are Dead
Face Palm
Chrissy Teigen Is Me
Bonus: There's Always Hope For The Next Drawing
Now that you're feeling a little better thanks to these posts, you might be inspired to rush out and buy a bunch of tickets for the next drawing. Just remember: don't give up hope, but play wisely!