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20 Weird But Genius Things On Amazon That Make Life Easier For Lazy People
Some call it "laziness." I call it "doing things efficiently and practically while exerting the least amount of effort possible." Either way, these necessary products for lazy people are surprisingly epic. Yeah, they might seem a little bizarre and gratuitous at first glance, but reviewers swear up and down that soon enough, you won't be able to live without them.
If you're looking for an excuse to be a little lazier from time to time, here's mine: science says that laziness is a sign of intelligence. That's because people who spend less time doing actually spend more time thinking. They're also more likely to know how to set goals, relax more often, and use technology to their advantage. That's where this article comes in.
Not only are these laziness-inducing products actually well thought out and innovative (a bit ironic, isn't it?), but they can help your day move more smoothly and with less hassle. Also, every single one of them is available on Amazon, which means they get delivered straight to your door, and you don't even have to stand in a line at a department store or engage in conversation with another human being. Yep, living the lazy person's dream over here.
1. This Inflatable Lounger Whenever You Need A Couch
Air Lounger, $40, Amazon
Take the Air Lounger out of its included carrying bag, face the wind, and let it fill up with air. Then you've got a fully functional couch complete with pockets and a drink holder. It's also insanely durable, resistant to rips and tears, and really lightweight, so you can carry it anywhere with you.
2. The Laziest Way To Make Home-Cooked Meals
Hamilton Beach Set 'n Forget Programmable Slow Cooker, $49, Amazon
The Hamilton Beach programmable slow cooker is so great for lazy people, it's got "Set n' Forget" in the name. Add the ingredients, cover it, set the time and temperature, and eat when it's done. It's got a clip-tight gasket cover to reduce spills, it can handle a four pound roast, and even after it's done cooking, it stays warm, in case you genuinely forget about it.
3. Never Again Experience Arm Cramps While Holding Your Devices
Tryone Gooseneck Mount Holder, $18, Amazon
Whether you're watching movies in bed, reading in the bathtub, or following a recipe while cooking, the Tryone Gooseneck mount holder is the answer. It's got a flexible neck and a secure reinforced clip base that you can fasten to any flat surface. The adjustable brackets can also hold any device from four to 10.6 inches.
4. This Robotic Butler Might Just Be Your New Best Friend
Amazon Echo, $180, Amazon
Alexa is the sole reason I'm so lazy, because everything in my apartment is voice-activated now. The Amazon Echo can control your music (to play it through its built-in speaker or sync to your Bluetooth sound systems), smart lights, and compatible thermostats. It can even order you a pizza and an Uber, read your audiobooks, or keep you up-to-date on daily news stories.
5. This Weird Machine That Effortlessly Curls Your Hair For You
Homitt Automatic Curling Iron, $60, Amazon
Whether you've got no hair-styling skills or just don't care enough, the Homitt automatic curling iron makes it insanely easy to get loose, gorgeous curls. It effortlessly sucks your hair into the barrel, curls it, and beeps when it's done. It's also got multiple temperature settings and an innovative steam spray setting, which sets and protects your hair simultaneously.
6. You Don't Even Have To Fully Take Off This Hoodie To Pee
Forever Lazy Adult Onesie (Sizes XXS-XXL), $30-$40, Amazon
I like to look at my adult onesie like a no-hassle blanket that follows me everywhere. The Forever Lazy adult onesie is made from ultra-soft anti-pill fleece, has deep side pockets and a double-pull front zipper, has a rear zipper so you don't have to take it off to pee, and comes complete with a hood so you stay extra warm and cozy.
7. This Coffee Machine That Can Have A Pot Brewed For You The Second You Wake Up
Hamilton Beach Automatic Coffee Maker, $53, Amazon
Not only does the Hamilton Beach automatic coffee maker let you choose between a single cup and a full pot, but you can program it to have your coffee hot and ready for you when you wake up. The pot can hold up to twelve cups, the single-serve can fit a mug or a travel cup, and both can be brewed depending on your preferred strength and flavor.
8. This Memory Foam Ball For A Quick Nap Wherever
Morph Pillow, $15, Amazon
The Morph Pillow might just look like a cushy spherical ball, but that's only because it is. Still, it has tons of incredible reviews, because the memory foam interior molds to your body and the compact travel shape makes it one of the best resources for a nap anytime, anywhere. " I take naps often because I am always busy running place to place," says one reviewer. "It is perfect for a quick power nap... It is also super comfortable! Can't say enough good things about this pillow!"
9. These Glasses That Eliminate The Need To Lift Your Head
MRI Prism Reading Glasses, $20, Amazon
If lifting your head to read a book is just too much work, you've got the MRI prism reading glasses. The interior mirrors turn your view downward at a 90 degree angle, so you can see the page without lifting your head and without neck cramps. Not lazy enough for you? Use them to watch TV, too.
10. The Laziest (And Best) Way To Fix Stuff Around The House
Tape is hands down the laziest way to fix anything, but with Flex Tape, it's also one of the most effective. This stuff can bond just about anything, from cracks and rips to holes and gaps. It's also totally water-resistant — so much so, that it could fix a leak in your fish tank from the inside. Reviewers have used it for leaking pipes, pools, and roofs, and all of them say it worked like a charm.
11. Block Out The World With This Hooded Neck Pillow
Lights Out Hoodie Pillow, $30, Amazon
With its large hood and flexible neck support, the Lights Out hoodie pillow helps you take a nap virtually anywhere. It's got drawstring pulls, so you can fasten the hood over your eyes, and it even zips off, if you want to throw it in the washing machine. This awesome pillow even comes in five different colors.
12. Because Taking The Pits Out Of Cherries Is Just Too Arduous A Process
Talisman Designs Cherry Chomper Cherry Pitter, $12, Amazon
Summer's coming up, guys, and pitted fruits are out to ruin your vacation time. The Talisman Designs Cherry Chomper cherry pitter effortlessly removes the pits and leaves you with delicious, ready-to-eat cherries of any size (still totally in tact). It's also mess-free, has anti-skid feet, and you can throw it in the dishwasher when you're done.
13. This Automatic Floor Cleaning Robot That Does It All
bObi Classic Robotic Vacuum Cleaner, $230, Amazon
One of the highest rated floor cleaners on the market, the bObi Classic robotic vacuum cleaner is currently on sale for an incredible price. It sweeps, vacuums, mops, and sterilizes your floor with UV light, it's quiet and pet-friendly, and you can even set an automatic cleaning schedule. This one also automatically navigates to its charging station, it's got sensors for obstacles, and you can direct it around with a remote control, if you so please.
14. This Third Arm That Holds Your Hair Dryer For You
Hands Free Hair Dryer Holder, $22, Amazon
Stop using both hands to style your hair in the morning. This hands-free hair dryer holder mounts to your wall and universally holds just about any dryer of any weight and size. It then swivels and adjusts to give you the right angle while you dry your hair.
15. This Patch Of Real Grass When You Don't Feel Like Walking Your Dog
Fresh Patch Disposable Dog Potty, $28, Amazon
The Fresh Patch disposable dog potty is basically just a lump of real grass in a disposable box that gets delivered straight to your door. It's amazing when you're training your pet, or if you just flat-out don't want to take them outside. Disposal is easy, dogs are intuitively drawn to it, and reviewers are saying things like, "What an awesome idea and product! LOVE IT!"
16. Purify Your Home's Air With This Weird Himalayan Salt Cube Lamp
LIFE Home Himalayan Salt Lamp Purifier, $90, Amazon
Dusting is a lot of work, but this LIFE Home himalayan salt lamp purifier effortlessly cleans the air in your home without hassle. The inside is made of real and natural pink salt crystal, which (when heated) releases negative ions into the air. They then bond to dust and allergens, making your space cleaner, fresher, and happier. This is also one of the most futuristically badass Himalayan salt lamps you'll see anywhere.
17. Never Again Stir Your Drinks By Hand
PROMiXX Vortex Bottle, $25, Amazon
This PROMiXX Vortex bottle is marketed towards active people who need to mix their protein shakes, but there's zero reason why you can't use it to stir your coffee in the morning. The high-quality travel cup comes with a built-in battery operated vortex blade, and it's spill-proof, made from food-grade materials, and you can clean it in the dishwasher.
18. This Any-Angle Desk, Anywhere You Need It
Desk York Bed And Sofa Tray, $30, Amazon
The Desk York bed and sofa tray can hold your tablet, laptop, E-reader, notebook, or even your breakfast. It rotates 360 degrees around and locks in place to create a desk wherever you need it, and it doesn't require any assembly at all.
19. Add Water Once And Never Again
Click & Grow Indoor Smart Herb Garden, $61, Amazon
Maybe you've got a brown thumb, or maybe you just can't be bothered. Either way, the Click & Grow indoor smart herb garden is the answer to flourishing plants no matter how lazy you are. It comes with everything you need (seeds and all) to grow your very own indoor herb garden. Just add water once at the beginning, and let the energy-efficient LED light do the rest.
20. Quit Straining Your Eyes On Those Little Notches
eTape16 Digital Tape Measure, $25, Amazon
Counting those little notches on your tape measure is a huge waste of time. With the eTape16 digital tape measure, precise measurements are displayed in large numbers, and you can save them with the tap of a button. It's also really durable, rigid for solo-jobs, and has a long-lasting battery life.
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