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12 Weird But Genius Bedroom Toys That’ll Actually Get You Off
Here's the funny thing about sex toys: sometimes, the wackier they look, the better they are where it counts. Whether it's a butt plug with a bushy fox tail attached to it or a literal sex machine, weird but genius sex toys that'll actually get you off might seem bizarre at first, but they've got the potential to deliver some mind-blowing orgasms, if you've got an open mind about them.
One of the cool things about Amazon is that it can actually be an incredible resource when it comes to shopping for these kinds of strange but secretly amazing sex toys. Not only do you get to shop from the comfort of your own digs, but you can also check out what other users have to say about certain toys, like a silicone hand for vaginal and anal fisting. (Because let’s be real, where else are you going to go to talk about how products like that actually perform?)
Everybody has their own special fetish, which can be exciting to discover and explore. Many of the toys on this list were designed to help people let loose and have fun with those fetishes, so while they might seem wild to some, they could be the perfect fit for others. It all depends on what you're looking for, but the unusual and innovative sex toys featured could help you get there quicker than you thought.
1An Anal Plug That's Literally Attached To A Fox Tail
AKStore Wild Small Stainless Steel Fox's Tail Anal Butt Plug, $10, Amazon
This anal plug is unique on multiple levels. It features a fox tail, which seems funky as hell, but could appeal to some partners with a kinky side. It's also odorless and durable, so you don't have to worry about how the tail will impact your toy. The plug itself is made from high-quality glass, which can be heated or cooled for some fun temperature play.
2This Silicone Fist For Intense Vaginal And Anal Play
Doc Johnson Belladonna's Bitch Fist 11-inch Flesh Dildo, $25, Amazon
This latex- and phalate-free dildo looks like a store mannequin hand, but if you're someone who really enjoys vaginal or anal fisting, this toy is a game-changer. Modeled after adult actress Belladonna, this one is recommended for more experienced users. One Amazon reviewer even raves, "Very fun, very intense. Took me a few weeks to get it all the way but the challenge was fun and the reward exciting. I definitely recommend this to anyone willing to push it."
3A Super Small Vibrator That Looks Like Lip Balm
The Screaming O My Secret Vibrating Lip Balm, $8, Amazon
This whisper-quiet vibrator looks just like lip balm and small enough to keep in your pocket. The tip is soft and squishy, and this toy will deliver targeted stimulation with a powerful punch.
4This Incredible Finger Vibe That Looks Like A Weird Claw
Frisky Double Finger Banger Vibrating G-spot Glove, $14, Amazon
This waterproof finger vibe kind of looks like a monster claw, but it's shaped and ribbed to provide G-spot pleasure unlike any other. The sleeve fits over two fingers, the wrist cap keeps it secure, and the vibrating bullet provides targeted sensations.
5This Stroker That Recreates The Feel Of Oral Sex (And Has Teeth!)
Silicone Realistic Mouth with Tongue and Teeth Masturbator, $16, Amazon
For a silicone stroker that's modeled so realistically, it even has a (also silicone) tongue and teeth, look no further than this masturbator, which is designed to simulate the feel of oral sex.
6This Vibrating Toy That Pretty Much Does Everything
Wowsex 10-Speed Prostate Massager Vibrating Anal Plug, $16, Amazon
Whether you're looking for anal or prostate stimulation, or you want a c-ring that can help enhance erections, this wearable toy is sure to fulfill your fantasies. The rounded tip and ribbed shaft are designed for stimulation of a penis, while a multi-speed dial allows you to adjust the vibration to best fit your needs. Made from phthalate-free silicone, this toy is also safe to use and compatible with water-based lubes.
7This Freaky AF Vibrator That Actually Feels Like A Tongue Down There
Golden Triangle Tongue Twister Vibrator, $25, Amazon
"So, I have to say the look of it is odd, but the product itself is great," writes one Amazon reviewer of this tongue-twister vibrator, which is phalate-free and replicates the feel of oral sex. "Curls my toes, every damn time," another reviewer wrote. "I just couldn't get enough."
8This Ultra-Realistic Dildo That Has Stretchable Skin
New York Exotic Novelties Veiny George 7 Inch Dildo with Stretchable Skin, $27, Amazon
This veiny dildo might look intimidating, but if you or your partner are looking for exciting new types of stimulation, this toy could be a great addition to your collection. Super soft but still firm on the inside, the foreskin of this toy moves up and down for added pleasure, while the scrotum and testicles are designed to protrude and move, giving this dildo a lifelike feel. It also features a suction cup base.
9This Suction Cup Dildo That's Perfect For Shower Play
Vixen Creations VixSkin "Buck" Dual-Density Realistic Silicone Dildo, $85, Amazon
This Vixen Creations suction-cup dildo makes it easy to get off before you shower off. Made with 6-inches of insertable, body-safe silicone, it's perfect for hands-free fun and easy to clean when you're done (in fact, it's even dishwasher safe!).
10This Portable Sex Machine That's Built To Deliver
Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Sex Machine, $238, Amazon
This is actually a sex machine, which means it's a serious piece of equipment powered by electricity to hit all of your favorite spots. Featuring a few silicone dildos and a USB-powered vibrator that doubles as the machine's controller, this portable toy can deliver external or internal stimulation. It also features a universal power adapter, so you can safely run it on multi-standard voltages in nearly every country.
11This Powerful Little Vibe That You Actually Strap Onto Your Tongue
Trinity Vibes Lick It! Tongue Vibe, $7, Amazon
Bring a little something extra to oral sex with this silicone tongue vibe, which can fit most sizes and slips over the tongue and straps into place, which makes it perfect for clitoral or testicular stimulation. This toy is also discreet, so you can take it with you when you travel.
12This Dildo-Mounting Device That's Great For Solo Play
TenderBeaver TOM v2 Suction Dildo Mount, $47, Amazon
Go hands-free with this dildo mount, which is great for added bedroom fun. With it, you can position the dildos you already own to maximize your pleasure and hit a variety of intense new peaks. You can also use it with a partner, so you can enjoy different types of stimulation while still being together — and because you use your own dildos, you can choose the ones that work best for both of you.
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