The Takeout You Should Order Tonight, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Fries & A Milkshake

As an impulsive Aries, you don’t like to waste time figuring out what to order — and you certainly don’t want to wait 45 whole minutes for it to cook. The next time you’re in the mood for takeout, just swing by the nearest drive-thru. A hot and salty batch of fast-food fries will always be a winner, especially if you get a cold vanilla milkshake to go with it.

Fettuccine Alfredo

As a Venus-ruled earth sign, Taurus will appreciate something warm and comforting, like pasta from their favorite Italian restaurant. For you, nothing hits the spot quite like a big bowl of vodka rigatoni, fettuccine Alfredo, or spaghetti bolognese. Extra points if you treat yourself to delivery so you don’t interrupt your night in.

Crunchy California Roll

Geminis feel a rush of excitement whenever they look at a sushi menu. As a curious Mercury-ruled air sign, you appreciate having options to choose from when it’s time for dinner, and mix-and-match combos that allow you to try multiple things at once. Why not get a spicy tuna roll, a crunchy California roll, and an avocado and cucumber roll tonight?

Spicy Bean Burrito

As a moon-ruled water sign, Cancers tend to be the true homebodies of the zodiac, and that’s why a giant burrito will always fit the bill. Whether you pick one up on your way home or get it delivered, make sure your tortilla is stuffed with as many ingredients as possible, like rice, three different types of cheese, black beans, pico de gallo, and plenty of extra guac.

General Tso's

Sun-ruled Leos love a takeout classic, like Lo Mein noodles or General Tso's chicken. These beloved Chinese takeout orders often make an appearance in rom-coms, so rest assured they’ll boost your main character energy.

When your order arrives, set it all out on your coffee table, turn on Real Housewives, pour a glass of white wine, and have yourself an evening.

Big Salad

While takeout is usually reserved for all things greasy and cheesy, Virgos never miss an opportunity to add nutrition to their life. As a practical earth sign, you know when it’s been three days since your last green vegetable, so take this opportunity to order a big salad.

Stop by a Sweetgreen or a Saladworks and add as many fresh, vitamin-packed ingredients to your bowl as possible. Think beets, chickpeas, corn, onions, and a tangy vinaigrette.

Pizza

Libras love comfort food just as much as anyone else, but even more so when they can share it with their favorite people. As a relationship-oriented Venus-ruled sign, order takeout with a partner, roommate, or group of friends in mind. They’ll appreciate it if you get their favorite topping on one side.

You can also think of your future self and how good the leftover slices will taste when you eat them cold tomorrow morning.

Cookies

As a water sign ruled by transformational Pluto, it’s not unheard of for a Scorpio to be lost in thought late into the night. If you find yourself awake at 1 a.m. and suddenly have a hankering for takeout, see if there’s a late-night cookie delivery service nearby. Nothing will comfort your existential dread quite like a box of chocolatey treats.

Sandwich & Chips

Sagittarians are always on the go thanks to their energetic ruling planet, Jupiter, and their fire sign energy. It’s why you’re a big fan of sandwich shops that allow you to pop in and grab a meal on the fly.

Get pastrami on rye or an egg salad sandwich, a bag of chips, and a drink and you’ll be good to go. This takeout order tastes extra good when you’ve been busy or on the road.

Chana Masala

If anyone deserves to order takeout food, it’s Capricorn. As a hardworking earth sign, you’ve been known to sail through your lunch break — and sometimes even dinner, too.

To make sure you have enough fuel to keep up with your schedule, order a hearty Indian meal like Chana masala, chicken tikka masala, or Dal Makhani. Make sure you ask for plenty of naan, too, so you have leftovers

Pad Thai

Aquarius is an air sign ruled by far away, future-minded Uranus, which means you have a unique taste in every aspect of life. When it comes to food, you’ve always had a complex palate, and that’s why you’re drawn to flavorful foods like Pad Thai.

If you’re thinking about staying in on a Friday night — or if you’re looking to fuel up before going out — you’ll want to order this noodle dish. You’ll love the mixture of tangy lime, sweet peanut sauce, and a creamy base.

Donut & Coffee

Watery Pisces takes the crown as one of the most nostalgic zodiac signs. You live for your go-to comfort foods, like bagels, coffee, and donuts. If you’re in the mood for takeout, hit up your local cafe or drive-thru and order a breakfast sandwich, a box of donuts, and a sweet coffee. It’ll be guaranteed to hit the spot no matter the time of day.