These 3 Zodiac Signs Are Delightfully Chaotic

Everyone has one friend who is endlessly and unapologetically chaotic. They’re the type to show up to brunch with 500 stories explaining why they’re late. Their hamster escaped, they were bleaching their eyebrows, they got stuck in the subway and had to be rescued by a hot fireman — and now they’re dating. Each story seems more unbelievable than the next, yet nobody bats an eye.

When you have a chaotic friend, you get used to this type of unpredictability. It’s impossible to guess what they’ll say, where they’ll go, or who they’ll be with, and it’s part of what makes them so fun. If you’re out at night, they might introduce you to a new friend who they made in the bathroom. If you’re on vacation, they’ll sign everyone up for skydiving, crash their rental bike, or lose their phone in the ocean. You name it, and it’ll happen.

These zodiac signs never experience a dull moment, and that means they also have deeply fascinating lore. Chaotic folks don’t follow the status quo but instead forge their own path through life. Never once will they do what you expect, and it means they have an endless amount of stories to tell.

If you can’t think of someone like this in your life, then it might be you. Here, the three most delightfully chaotic zodiac signs.

Aries (March 20 - April 18)

If anyone’s going to lead a chaotic life, it’s someone with Aries placements. As the first sign of the astrological year, it’s in their blood to act first and think later, and that means they’re always rushing through the day at 100 m.p.h. and encountering all sorts of mishaps as they go.

Aries is also a fire sign ruled by action-oriented Mars, which is why you can expect them to stir up chaos just for the fun of it. If your girls’ trip seems a little too tame or your night at the bar a little too boring, they’ll urge you to text your ex or swipe right on a mystery person on Hinge, just to spice things up. If you don’t do it, they will — all without a second thought.

Whenever you meet up with an Aries it’ll also seem like they’ve lived a thousand lifetimes since you last hung out, even if you just saw them a week ago. That’s because they’re always having new experiences and taking leaps into the unknown. For an Aries, no two days are ever the same. Go ahead and crown them “most chaotic.”

Gemini (May 20 - June 19)

Geminis are known for saying the most out-of-pocket things, and you have to love them for it. As an air sign ruled by chatty Mercury, their minds are full of big ideas and even bigger stories, and they fully believe it should all be shared out loud — even in the quietest of settings.

Catch them talking about their hookup in a silent coffee shop or bursting into work 15 minutes late with their iced coffee and keys rattling and the wildest tale to tell. Chaos is their claim to fame, and it goes hand-in-hand with their love for socializing. They believe the best days are the ones that add to their backstory, so they might go looking for an outlandish experience on purpose.

A Gemini would do anything for you, but at the same time, you can’t really count on them. They lose their kiss, misplace their phone, and forget where they parked all the time. To find their charger, they’ll dump out their purse in the middle of the sidewalk, all the while muttering about how they need to get more organized. It’s the definition of “chaotic” — and it’s uniquely charming.

Sagittarius (Nov. 21 - Dec. 20)

To love a Sagittarius is to understand they’re never going to be in the same place for more than 10 minutes at a time. This fire sign, ruled by expansive Jupiter, hates to sit still — and that means they tend to whirl into your life and then swirl right back out again.

This approach to living completely saturates their personality. A Sagittarius will book an Airbnb and then completely forget about it. They’ll text you incessantly or not text you back for three weeks. And if they can’t be found, it’s probably because they’ve set out on a random side quest.

That said, chaos does seem to find Sagittarians quite naturally. (It’s that Jupiter energy at work.) They often follow a whim or get caught up in the moment, and before you know it they’re applying to law school or running away with their yoga teacher. Where they are is anyone’s guess. If you can, ask them to share their location so you can keep an eye on them.