75 Dank Things On Amazon That Are Cheap As Hell

Slap one of these puck lights anywhere in your home to add some quick illumination: closets, workbenches, cabinets, and more. The built-in motion sensors mean they'll turn on and off automatically, and the included adhesives makes installation a breeze.

Plug up your sink with this stopper, or even put it in your bathtub for a relaxing soak after a long day. The bright blue shade adds a cool pop of color to your tub, and the built-in suction cup ensures that it stays put while you bathe.

These teeny-tiny LED button lamps make it easier than ever to shed a little light on things wherever you need it. They’re backed with adhesive, so you can stick them inside closets or cabinets for extra illumination, no matter how small the space. They’re also handy for power outages, since they don’t require electricity to operate.

You don't have to fill up a messy bath for your pet; just give them a wash using this handheld pet shower head. It slips onto your shower head in just a few seconds, and the hose is 5 feet long so that it's easy to maneuver all over your bathroom.

Whether you’re playing a sport outside, going for a hike or a walk, or spending the day at the beach, this cooling performance hat is a must. Once you wet it with water, it instantly lets off a pleasant cooling effect that lasts up to two hours and is great for very warm days. It also has UPF 50 protection, is odor resistant, and is machine washable.

Whereas many traditional plungers only push at clogs, this plunger digs down deep to loosen up stubborn debris. It's made with a flexible head and a rustproof, stainless steel handle (with a comfortable grip for maneuvering) to keep it looking nice no matter how long you've had it.

With an effective, nourishing formula genuisly packaged to make application easy, it’s not hard to understand why this cuticle oil pen is such a fan favorite. As one of the 7,500-plus five-star reviewers writes: “Since using this every day, my nails have gotten noticeably thicker, stronger and longer. I didn’t use it for about a couple weeks and my nails stopped growing as quickly.”

From blinds to baseboards and all the awkward corners in between, these reusable sponges have earned more than 2,000 five-star reviews. With deep grooves and a super absorbent material, cleaning might no longer be your least-favorite chore.

Keep an eye on directions with this phone mount that sticks to your dashboard and uses a strong magnet to hold your device in place. The hinged arm means you can bring it closer to you, and since it’s rotatable, you can view your phone in both portrait and landscape modes. It’s compatible with all phones that have MagSafe technology.

Tired of waking up to frizzy bedhead? These pillowcases are made from soft, silky satin that creates less friction (and therefore frizz) against your mane than regular cotton. They're also stain-resistant, and come in dozens of rich shades to match your sheets.

If your backside pays the price for sitting all day, add this memory foam donut pillow to your work setup. This ergonomic cushion is contoured to cradle your hips and relieve tailbone pressure, with a sloped design in front that helps keep blood flowing to your legs. It’s covered in breathable fabric and has a nonslip backing.

I'm always wary about pouring harsh chemicals down my drain, which is why I keep a pack of snakes like these ones around — just in case. The spines on the sides latch onto stubborn debris to jostle it loose, and they're designed to work in any type of drain, no matter how big or small.

As if sticky notes weren’t already one of the greatest inventions of all time, this transparent version takes them up a notch. The set includes soft shades like rose and sage, but since they’re all see-through, they won’t hide anything you might need to see behind or underneath. They’re both a practical and aesthetic upgrade for your home or work setup.

Part of the genius of the design of this travel power strip is that the power cord retracts into the circular power strip, making it that much simpler to pack and travel with. This one comes with five standard three-prong ports, two USB-A, and two USB-C ports. Easily turn it on and off with the power button on the top.

Tired of seeing your greens go bad before you've had a chance to eat them? These liners absorb excess moisture to help keep them fresh. They're completely BPA-free, and you can easily trim them to fit your drawers — no matter how narrow they are.

Not only are these stainless steel stud earrings stylish, but they're also hypoallergenic and come in five different sizes so you'll have all your bases covered. In fact, these studs are so beloved, they've earned ratings from over 38,000 Amazon reviewers — plus an impressive 4.5-star rating overall.

Apparently, the histamines found in wine can cause headaches — but you can try to prevent them by using this filter before you start sipping. It filters out all those impurities (including sulfites) without changing the flavor of your wine, and it's the perfect size to keep in your bag when you're on the go.

No matter where you've got dry patches, this pack of three sponges can help exfoliate all over so that your skin is left feeling soft and refreshed. Made from stretchy, durable nylon netting, the sponge produces a rich lather — and dries quickly after use. Another cool thing: You can put it in the washing machine. “The exfoliation is crazy!” one reviewer raved. “I’ve never had such dead skin come off of me to the point where I could SEE it on the shower walls. My skin in so soft that I feel like a baby!”

You don't need to spend a day by the ocean to get beachy waves — just fire up this hot tool. The tourmaline ceramic plates help tame unwanted frizz while infusing shine, and the head is adjustable up to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Dual voltage allows you to use it worldwide, and the auto shut-off feature keep is useful for forgetful minds.

With strong magnets on either end of these clips, it's easier than ever to keep your charging cables, headphones, or any other wire looking tidy. They're made from soft silicone that won't put any wear on your cables, and they're even dust-repellent.

Whether you’re stir frying or frying chicken, this splatter screen can help protect your skin from spitting oil — and it’ll also keep your stove and backsplash free of grease. Made from stainless steel mesh, it still allows steam to escape, and the heat-resistant handle makes it easy to maneuver.

When toothpaste and mouthwash aren't enough, it's likely time to break out this tongue scraper. Made from medical-grade stainless steel, it gets your tongue extra-clean as it glides smoothly from back to front. It's rustproof and smoother than plastic scrapers — and the extra-wide head is large enough for any tongue.

With steel rods on the inside that adjust to fit a variety of nuts and bolts, this socket is an easy way to downsize an overflowing tool collection. It's perfect for everything from DIY projects to car repairs. Plus, it'll even work on stripped bolts.

Bars of soap quickly become squishy messes if left alone in the shower, so why not keep them in these bags? They help prolong the life of your bars, and each order comes with five — enough for each bar of soap in your home (and then some.)

With shades like oak, maple, cherry, walnut, and more, these markers and crayons make it easy to hide scratches on wooden furniture. The markers are permanent so you don't have to worry about them washing off, and one reviewer even raved that "my wife commented that she can't even tell there was damage."

This nail polish holder is the kind of thing you don’t realize you need until you actually start using it. Made of durable silicone, it offers a snug fit for your favorite nail polish so you don’t have to worry about it tipping over. The bottom grips any smooth surface, and the holder can be tilted so you have easier access to the polish.

Tired of cleaning up coffee grounds after every brew? Then start scooping your grounds out using this pre-portioned spoon. It's the perfect size for single-serve capsules, and the built-in funnel prevents grounds from spilling out when you pour.

This hooked spatula is a must for peanut butter, tahini, and other jarred deliciousness. Boasting a 7-inch blade, it reaches deep into jars, while the hooked end scrapes everything out from under the lip. Just as good, it combines nut butters and oil and even spreads everything evenly and easily across your bread.

Amazon buyers love these translucent pimple patches, which are super thin and barely even visible on your face. Made with hydrocolloid to extract pus, these help prevent redness and minimize the appearance of zits while forming a protective shield. Reviewers call these “a fantastic solution” and say they are “like magic.”

Keep food explosions contained in the microwave with this splatter guard that’s earned a 4.6-star overall rating. The BPA-free cover is vented to allow for steam release and collapses flat for compact storage when you’re done using it. It’s a cheap but practical accessory that saves you lots of cleaning time.

Boasting a 4.6-star overall rating after 37,000 reviews, this foundation brush is a fan-favorite for a reason. The dense synthetic fibers blend makeup to a flawless, streak-free finish, whether you’re working with liquid, cream, or powder. Plus, each brush undergoes a seven-step process to prevent bristle shedding, ensuring long-lasting use.

Whether you’re crafting, reading, or working, this desk magnifying light will come in handy more often than you think. Six LED lights with two brightness levels make it even easier to see, and the flexible gooseneck and rotating head allow you to move it around as needed. There’s also a phone slot in the front for convenience.

Getting a little extra counter space back is a cinch with this roll-up dish rack. It sits right over your sink, allowing water from glasses and plates to drip directly into the drain, then rolls up for compact storage after. It’s much less bulky than a regular dish rack, making it a cheap and efficient kitchen add.

Want to improve the mood lighting in a room? Just add these LED strips under cabinets, over workbenches, or anywhere that could use a little light. Available in a variety of lengths and three color temperatures, they have an adhesive design that makes them a breeze to install.

These gorgeous garden lights look beautiful when they sway with the wind, but they’re also completely solar-powered, making them perfect for any garden set up. This comes with two sets of the lights, so you can outfit your favorite section of your garden, nestle them into a hedge by your front door, or stick them up in the tall grass at the end of your backyard.

Keep this silicone push/pull tool close to your oven at all times. It’s heat resistant up to 645 degrees Fahrenheit, with a handle that stays cool even when the tip is in the hot oven. Side notches allow you to easily pull oven racks and sheet pans toward you or away without using an oven mitt or risking burns.

This square shower mat makes quick work of scrubbing the bottoms of your feet while you stand and shower. The intricate design looks beautiful in your shower, and the entire mat features a nonslip bottom to stay in place. The loofah texture is porous and features a central drainage hole so water can freely flow down your drain.

Just plug your devices into these smart plugs, and you'll be able to control them remotely using the free Govee Home app. Installation is as simple as plugging them in and syncing them with your home's Wi-Fi. But the best part is that they're also compatible with Google Assistant, as well as Amazon Alexa.

The Kitchen Gizmo Snap ‘N’ Strain Pot Strainer saves space while streamlining dinner prep. It attaches directly to pots and bowls with two sturdy nonslip clamps, letting you drain directly out of the pot. Made from food-grade silicone that’s free of BPA, you can toss it into the dishwasher when you’re done.

When an Amazon product has a 4.7-star overall rating and more than 14,000 ratings like this jar-opening gadget, it’s bound to catch your attention. It’s easy to install under cabinets, and it can open jars of almost any size (even with just one hand).

Make stale Cheerios a thing of the past with these airtight cereal containers that lock in freshness and keep out pests. The flip-top lid makes it easy to pour from each container, and the included chalk and labels help you tell your Rice Chex from your Corn Chex. Try using these for pet food, too.

Add a little whimsy to your desk or bookshelf setup with this tiny cat figurine. The little kitty on the top is napping on the chair. You’ll smile every single time you see it.

These compact night-lights are easy to use, look cute when plugged in, and offer a rainbow of different hues to create a cool vibe. They have three different lighting modes, so they can be a solid color or cycle through a few different colors. The one-touch button on the front makes them a breeze to use.

You might be surprised that people could get worked up by a simple kitchen tool, but that’s exactly what’s happened with this best-selling masher that boasts a 4.7-star overall rating after 54,000 reviews. Made from sturdy, heat-resistant nylon, it’s outfitted with curved blades that effectively mash and mix ground meat, avocado, potatoes, or whatever else you can throw at it. It’s BPA free for peace of mind and dishwasher safe for ease of cleaning.

Instead of tearing up your freshly baked pie with a knife, use this pizza cutter to create neat, even slices. The stainless steel rocker blade effortlessly cuts through layers of cheese and crust, and unlike a wheel, won’t drag the toppings along as it moves. It’s outfitted with an ergonomic handle for ease of use.

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It doesn't matter whether your hair is curly, straight, or somewhere in-between — this clip can help you give yourself a trim when you can't make it to the salon. And if it looks a little familiar, that's probably because you saw Lori Greiner make a deal with the creator on Shark Tank.

Declutter your home by storing extra clothes, linens, and other odds and ends underneath your bed in these handy storage bins. They’re just 4.5 inches high, so they’ll fit under most standard bed frames, but they’re 33 inches long, so they can fit a ton. These bags are durable with handles so you can pull them out with ease, but they’re breathable so your stuff doesn’t get musty. Best of all, these dustproof bags have clear tops so you can see exactly what’s inside.

Don't let food drippings fall to the floor of your oven — keep it clean with these best-selling protective liners. Each one is made from nonstick teflon that's heat-resistant up to 500 degrees Fahrenheit, and they easily wipe clean with a damp cloth when dirty, which is way better than scrubbing your oven floor to get off caked-on cheese.

Want to keep your eye makeup look locked in place all day long? Try this Elizabeth Mott eye primer that reviewers wrote “makes the pigment really pop” and which lasts for “10 hours or more.” This lightweight, pearlescent formula also prevents creasing, evens out skin tone, and controls oil. Swipe it on before applying eyeshadow and eyeliner.

Keep this tiny but mighty portable charger on hand whether you’re traveling or just going out for the day. It’s small enough to fit in almost any pocket or bag and can charge up to three devices at once surprisingly quickly. It features two USB-A ports and one USB-C port and comes with a USB-C to USB-C cable.

This ice cube tray and bin set makes it easier than ever to keep your freezer stocked. The set includes two molds that create round-shaped cubes, and a lidded bin — fill the bin with already-frozen ice, then load up the trays again to have extra on hand. Plus, the lid means you can save freezer space by stacking other items on top.

Exfoliate and promote collagen turnover for a serious glow with these easy-to-use pads. With vitamins B5, C, and E, as well as soothing allantoin and calendula extras, it’s a well-rounded formula that has earned more than 15,000 five-star reviews on Amazon.

Any cook can get use out of this compact grease and oil container, but it’s especially great for those who love bacon and cook with it often. A good spot to collect your bacon grease, the strainer separates any food bits, allowing you to store the cooking oil for future use. It’s also a good place to collect grease so you can safely toss it later.

For clump-free lashes, use this eyelash comb as the final step in your makeup application. It has fine stainless steel tines with a curved design that fits comfortably over your lashes to separate them and remove flakes. The tool also comes with a cap so it stays protected in your makeup bag.

“I got this to keep my straw clean when not in use,” says one Amazon reviewer of these cute straw caps for Stanley cups. “Since I take my water everywhere, I wanted something to protect the straw when I’m on the go. But I also wanted something with a cute design. This fit the bill!” This comes in a set of four, each a different animal, but there are a ton of fun animals and shapes to choose from.

No matter how many toys you give them, a cat is almost always going to scratch up your upholstered furniture. These cat scratch shields can be applied to a variety of different fabrics and act as a deterrent while protecting your furniture. They have an adhesive backing and are easy to use, and reviewers say they “work very well” and “are hardly noticeable.”

If you’ve never used a foot peeling mask, let me introduce you to the most satisfying form of foot care. These masks go on your feet for 90 minutes, during which you can kick back and relax. When you take them off, wash your feet, and they’ll begin to slowly slough off the outermost layer of skin. Over the next two weeks the skin on your feet will slowly fall off, revealing a fresh, smooth layer of skin underneath.

No matter which part of your water bottle has gotten dirty, this multifunctional brush can get it crystal clean. This is designed with a stainless steel gap brush for straws and tight corners, a hook that can get under silicone washers inside your lid, a stiff corner brush for dried-on dirt and tough edges, and a U-shaped silicone brush for cleaning on both sides of the lid. See? Everything you need.

Exfoliate away old skin while stimulating blood circulation with this body brush. The canvas strap on the back helps you keep a firm grip, and the build-in nodes offer a massage while you wash. Plus, many reviewers found that it works well no matter whether it's dry or wet.

These tiny flowers are so cute, and are easy to stick anywhere you want them. Reviewers love sticking these to their dashboard or the tops of their rearview mirrors. This set of five flower sand two tiny bunny friends is super cute, and comes in a range of colors. So fun!

Beloved by over 20,000 Amazon shoppers, this genius bacon grill allows you to cook your favorite breakfast meat in your microwave — without any mess or fuss. It’s designed to prevent grease splatters and to cook the bacon perfectly while allowing the oil to drip off, thanks to its unique, raised design. You can use this for all manner of other meaty and microwavable treats, as well.

French fries, keys, your phone, earbuds — small items have a way of falling into the black hole between your car seat and center console. These gap fillers are an easy fix, wedging right into that tight space to create a secure barrier. They’re made from water-resistant vegan leather, so they look nice and are a breeze to wipe clean.

This spray-in conditioner and detangler has gotten rave reviews including more than 3,000 five-star reviews who confirm that it works for so many different hair types. “My daughter has thin, curly hair. It gets tangled every day no matter how much I brush it and how well she conditions it in the shower. We have tried multiple different types of detanglers to no avail. This is the only one that has actually worked. It keeps her hair looking shiny as well. I even used it on my 3a curly hair when straightened and it kept the frizz at bay for me too,” one wrote.

There are so many uses for this clear caulk tape. Use it to seal the spaces between your appliances and your countertops, the gaps along your shower edge, or any other small gap you have in your home. This tape is 1.5 inches in width and over 10 feet in length, so you have plenty to work with.

Instantly clear crumbs, dust, and other particles off hard surfaces with this mini desktop vacuum cleaner. It’s great for countertops, tables, desks, and even computer keyboards, with a strong suction that picks up even larger particles. It’s easy to use, rotates completely, and can get into tiny corners, and the fact that it’s cordless makes it even more convenient.

With over 60,000 five-star ratings and number-one best-seller status, this is one of the most popular garment steamers on Amazon. It’s compact enough to travel with but powerful enough to steam a full set of curtains, and can be used on materials as diverse as silk and wool. Wrinkles and creases are removed in seconds and the whole process couldn’t be any more effortless — what’s not to love?

The key to locking in your makeup look for all-day wear is to put on this base primer first. The primer will easily absorb into your skin (it takes just 30 seconds to dry) and the finish is dewy and illuminating — it’ll give you a perfect glowy base to work with. This pick is Leaping Bunny approved as cruelty free.

For less than $10, these headrest hooks will be a game changer when it comes to your vehicle’s organization. The four S-shaped hooks will slide right onto pretty much any vehicle headrest, and they provide a handy spot to hang up groceries, your purse, an umbrella, water bottles, and more. Each hook supports up to 55 pounds.

This wall outlet extender with a shelf is such a clever use of space. It plugs into any standard AC socket and offers six spaces for plugging in, along with USB ports for charging phones, tablets, or anything else. Use the area on top for charging devices or even use it to display a favorite photo.

Instead of waiting endlessly for the car defogger to do its thing, put this windshield sponge to work. It wipes away condensation with a swipe, so you can be on your way (and not late to work). It’s machine washable, gentle on surfaces, and can be used on your side-view mirrors, too.

This small tabletop firepit is fueled by ethanol and can stay lit for 45 to 60 minutes on a single tank of ethanol. “Adds great ambience, we get so many compliments,” says one Amazon reviewer. This comes in a few different shapes and a black, silver, and white metal design.

Some days, you need a little bit of extra encouragement. This positive crochet penguin delivers just that, with a tiny message to stay positive. Stick him next to your desk when you need a pick me up, or give him as a gift. I dare you not to smile when you see him and his little sign.

Easily get rid of stubborn marks, scuffs, and dirt from the soles of your shoes thanks to these sneaker cleaners. Just pair one of them with water to get it activated. The cleaner will work on any type of shoe sole, and the set includes 10 of them in total.

This toilet light is practical, making it easy to find your way during middle-of-the-night trips, but it also just looks cool. The water-resistant device hooks right on and features a motion sensor that turns it on automatically when it detects activity. You can choose from 16 colors or cycle through a carousel mode to keep things interesting.

Power cleaning has never been so, well, powerful, thanks to these scrub brushes that attach to your drill. The set includes three brushes for corners, wide surfaces, and smaller nooks and crannies, so you can tackle any task that comes your way. The kit is well loved on Amazon, with a 4.5-star overall rating after 62,000 reviews.