Just seconds into Super Bowl 2022, it’s clear why Twitter tuned into the big game this year. It’s not the halftime show, the new commercials, or the actual, you know, football game — it’s stylish Cincinnati Bengalsquarterback Joe Burrow, aka Joey B.
The breakout player, who led his team to the Super Bowl for the first time since 1989, made a splash this season with his style, resemblance to Macaulay Culkin, and, of course, his athletic skills. But for those who aren’t huge fans of football or don’t know what a Bengal is, the Super Bowl was their first introduction to the 25-year-old — and it’s safe to say Burrow has some new admirers on the internet.
While the quarterback isn’t single — he’s been with his college sweetheart for five years — it didn’t stop Twitter from thirsting over him during the game. As Twitter user @lightsupgabi put it: “I do not care for sports but joe burrow is hot so go bengals.”
Below, find more tweets and memes about the internet’s newest crush.
1It’s A Holiday
Forget Galentine’s Day, forget Super Bowl Sunday — Twitter has declared Feb. 13 Joe Burrow Day. Happy holidays to you and yours.
2Biggest Bengals Fan Ever
For some people, choosing which team to root for is an exact science. Go Bengals!
3Hot Girls Unite
The Hot Girls have spoken, and their allegiance is with Burrow. Thanks to all the other players this year for trying.
4What Am I Watching Again?
You don’t need a Super Bowl instruction manual to know that Burrow’s a regulation hottie. In fact, that may be all you need to know tonight.
5Planning For The Future Hotness
Some Twitter users are anticipating their crush’s next swoon-worthy move. Hey, more to look forward to after the season’s over.
6He’s A Specific Kind Of Hot
Some Twitter users are dreaming big. Suddenly, the long line at Trader Joe’s doesn’t seem so bad.
7A What?
Bengal, schmengal! We’re all just here on a need-to-know basis.
8Something We Can All Agree On
He’s got the kind of hotness that brings families together. Isn’t bonding over your crush the real point of the Super Bowl, anyway?
9Macaulay Culkin’s Twin
Many are comparing Burrow to the Home Alone star.Whether you see the similarity or not, there’s no doubt Burrow would’ve kicked back in the limo with a cheese pizza, too.
10Rams Fans Are Crushing Too
There may be two opposing teams, but Burrow’s charm is something everyone can agree on.
11Winner Material
Joe Burrow, Super Bowl champion. Forget touchdowns and field goals, this is how you win.
12No Shame In The Thirst Game
Why lie when Twitter agrees with you? We’re all in this together.
13The Internal Struggle
If the opposing team’s player is hot, doesn’t it automatically make them your hometown team? Asking for a friend.
14It’s An All-Caps Occasion
Is there anyone on Twitter who would fight this take? Didn’t think so.
15Playing In What?
We’re just laying it all out today. Live your truth, people.
16FYI, Not A Football Fan
The non-football fans are really shining tonight. This night is all about you — don’t forget it!
17The Official Super Bowl Minutes
It seems like this Twitter user has the whole game covered. A great resource for anyone who missed the game.
