Who Said This 'Full House' Quote?

As a kid, I would wake up ridiculously early on the weekends so I could watch reruns of Full House for hours before the rest of my family woke up for the day. Because of this, I've seen every single episode of Full House at least three times — and I doubt I'm alone. After all, the Full House fandom is pretty ride or die, as evidenced by the intense nostalgia and love for a series that ended over 20 years ago. The Tanner family and their "might as well be related" pals have become American icons in their own right — it's no wonder this show is still crazy popular with reruns and gaining new fans who just can't get enough of the gang within that ever-expanding San Francisco home.

As any fan knows, there's nothing quite like the original Full House. If you're a super-fan like me and so many former '90s kids, you probably have memorized a handful of episodes, whether it was intentional or not. If so, you may remember these funny quotes from our favorite Full House characters.

But, can you remember who said what?

See if you can remember who said the below quotes with our very own "Tanner test."

1. "If I have the brain of a paramecium, then you have the brain of just one mecium."

A. JesseB. JoeyC. KimmyD. Stephanie

2. "You see cute, I see smelly diapers."

A. JesseB. KimmyC. DannyD. D.J.

3. "Don't call me 'Squirt!'"

A. StephanieB. RebeccaC. NickyD. Michelle

4. "Jersey Katsopolis. Sounds like a Greek cow."

A. JesseB. DannyC. JoeyD. Rebecca

5. "Am I the raddest, baddest dad a kid ever had?"

A. DannyB. JesseC. DwayneD. Steve

6. "Oh, Mylanta!"

A. MichelleB. KimmyC. StephanieD. D.J.

7. "Steph, let me put it this way. Before it can soar like an eagle, the young baby bird must stumble and fall, and spend two whole weeks grounded in the nest with no TV."

A. JoeyB. JesseC. DannyD. D.J.

8. "OK, wanna listen to the pledge? I pledge allegiance to the flag of some states of America."

A. JoeyB. KimmyC. D.J.D. Stephanie

9. "Well, I can see by the ole' hole in the wall that it's time for me to go."

A. JoeyB. KimmyC. StephanieD. Steve

10. "This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes."

A. JoeyB. KimmyC. JesseD. Rebecca

11. "You girls are going to have so much fun. Junior High is when I got my first boyfriend... my first slow dance... my first slow kiss... and then I woke up and it was all a dream."

A. D.J. B. RebeccaC. JoeyD. Jesse

Ready for the answer key?

1. "If I have the brain of a paramecium, then you have the brain of just one mecium." — Stephanie (D)2. "You see cute, I see smelly diapers." — Jesse (A)3. "Don't call me 'Squirt!'" — Michelle (D)4. "Jersey Katsopolis. Sounds like a Greek cow." — Danny (B)5. "Am I the raddest, baddest dad a kid ever had?" — Danny (A)6. "Oh, Mylanta!" — D.J. (D)7. "Steph, let me put it this way. Before it can soar like an eagle, the young baby bird must stumble and fall, and spend two whole weeks grounded in the nest with no TV." — Danny (C)8. "Okay, wanna listen to the pledge? I pledge allegiance to the flag of some states of America." — Stephanie (D)9. "Well, I can see from the ole' hole in the wall that it's time for me to go." — Kimmy (B)10. "This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes." — Joey (A)11. "You girls are going to have so much fun. Junior High is when I got my first boyfriend... my first slow dance... my first slow kiss... and then I woke up and it was all a dream." — Rebecca (B)

Images: Warner Bros. Television; Giphy (13)