Seeing as I am a huge fan of self-improvement (thanks Oprah!), hence why I decided I needed to know the best sex positions for Capricorns. Because I seek knowledge like a horse seeks water. Each sign is different. Some are more dreamy (I’m looking at you Pisces!) while others like Capricorn are more type-A. But, Capricorns, what are the best sex positions for your sign?
As I know all too well, Capricorn is a perfectionist. I'm sure this isn't the first time you've heard this. Even if you can’t cook for sh*t you’ll make believe that you can ordering out and putting it on your fine china pretending like you just gave Martha Stewart a run for money. Full disclosure I once bought a bakery-bought pecan pie and pretended it was mine. And yes I’m a Capricorn. Capricorns are also practical, logical, cautious, and pessimistic.
So I consulted Cari Roy, psychic, medium and astrologist extraordinare for some tips. If after that super sexy description of Capricorns, you think sex with a Capricorn would be as interesting as watching water boil think again. "With all that poised presentation, Capricorn is a river that runs very deep," Roy says. "When the Capricorn woman is with someone she can let loose with, sex can be very fulfilling."
1. Missionary
Bottoms up! As Capricorns are crazy perfectionists, being on top can cause Cappy to get way analytical and not enjoy the moment. When a Capricorn woman is on the bottom she cedes control to her partner allowing them to dominate and the incessant chatter of her mind to chill for a bit. Try it with your legs pulled in, as pictured above.
2. Doggy Style
The same goes for everyone's favorite animal themed position. Doggy style requires the receiving partner to be even more submissive than missionary. I mean heck, you can't even SEE what your partner is doing. Though you sure can feel it. Doggy style allows her to get out of her head and into her bod. You know what I'm saying?
3. Spooning
Spooning like a lion, not a kitten, Roy clarifies. Capricorns need a strong partner to balance out their strong personalities. Save the cuddly stuff for post-coital moves. When it comes time to hook up, a Capricorn needs a partner who is going to take charge in the bedroom. Not wilt like a little dainty flower.
Not this:
Women On top
This is hard because, Roy says, "you become the driver". As the Capricorn woman is a total and utter perfectionist, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl can activate her need for constant for control and perfection. Making the whole experience less about enjoyment and more about a "perfect" performance. And there goes Ms. Orgasm off into the wilds as she's crying "come back"! Avoid this at all costs, my Capricorn friends. Unless that is you can learn to let go. But knowing you Caps that's going to be easier said than done.
The moral of this story? Well, I think it's fairly obvious. Any position that allows Capricorn to relinquish control is a good one. This allows Capricorn to stop thinking and start doing! Bowchickabowow!
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