Trump & Graham Are Likely Hate-Texting Each Other

The Donald has done it again. And by "done it" I mean "royally effed up." Trump, for whatever reason his combovered brain thought at the moment, just made life quite a lot worse for Lindsey Graham, who is also a Republican candidate for president. During a rally on Tuesday for his campaign in South Carolina, Donald Trump announced Lindsey Graham's personal cell number to the crowd gathered there, and basically to the world as a result. Always count on Trump to have just the exact right amount of class and tact. These two republicans have been going at each other pretty hard over the last several days, exchanging eloquent and very clever insults. Just kidding; they've been calling each other "idiot" and "jackass."

One would hope that Graham was able to get new digits immediately. Otherwise, we can all guess what sorts of interesting text messages (and picture messages ...) the senator from South Carolina is receiving now that anyone with the Internet has access to his phone number. If he hasn't already blocked Trump from his new phone by now, I am betting this is what the two are chit-chatting about via iMessage at this very moment (I recommend blasting "Jenny, What's Your Number?" to set the proper mood).

Trump: "Sorry about your cell phone number."

Graham: "F*^$* off, Don."

Trump: "Look, you know what? I'm not sorry. This was the best idea I ever had. It's the best idea America has ever seen!!"

Graham: "Stop texting me."

Trump: "Hey, you don't have to tell me to stop texting you. I already built a wall around you. I don't even want to talk to you."

Trump: "I know you read this."

Graham: "Donald, I am at dinner with my wife. Stop texting me or I will block you."

Trump: "You know what, I am the best texter in the country. In the whole world. You're lucky I even remembered your number."

Trump: "I am making texting great again."

Trump: "Did you block me?"

Trump: "Lindsey I don't care who you're with or what you are doing. You are dead to me now. I was going to ask you to be my Vice President, but I guess you blew it."

Trump: "I KNOW YOU READ THIS!!"

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