Can You Finish These Joey Tribbiani Quotes?

Part of the reason Friends is still such a classic is because it is eminently quotable. There are so many phrases that I use in my everyday vernacular that I don't even realize came from Friends — until I see a rerun and notice that something I say on the regular spawned from one of the Central Perk Six. The true test of a Friends fan, though, is their knowledge of Friends quotes — so, of course, I had to design an exhaustive test out of Joey Tribbiani quotes to test your Friends knowledge.

Though Joey was never the sharpest tack in the box, his air-headed personality provided us with lots of laughs and more than a fair share of memorable quotes. These are quotes that will withstand the test of time and endure for centuries to come. (My children's children's children will use "moo point" in their everyday conversations.) Friends quotes will become such a given part of the English language and the quotes and phrases will become so frequently-used that, hundreds of years from now, only those who study linguistics will know that the root of these common terms and phrases was none other than Friends and co.

Since Friends and its memorable quotes aren't going anywhere anytime soon, you might as well brush up on your Friends one-liners and you can do that right now by completing these Joey Tribbiani quotes and testing your Friends knowledge. Good day and good luck.

1. "You can't just give up! Is that what a __________ would do?"

A. Tribbiani B. DinosaurC. Soldier D. American

2. "________ ! We like ________ !"

A. Women ... WomenB. Cheese ... PizzaC. Porn ... PornD. Pizza ... Pizza

3. "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE _____________ !"

A. Pizza B. CheeseC. Women D. Food

4. "I'm __________ and I like it!"

A. HungryB. SexyC. Curvy D. Funny

5. "It's like a __________ opinion. It just doesn't matter."

A. Cow's B. Baby'sC. Dinosaur's D. Newborn's

6. '"Cause I'm a Tribbiani, and this is what we do! I mean, we may be not great thinkers, or world leaders, don't read a lot, or run very fast... but damn it, we can ______ !"

A. Sing B. EatC. Act D. Cook

7. "Man, this is bad! And I’ve had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one, though. ‘Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was _____________ ’.”

A. Phenomenal B. AstonishingC. AbysmalD. Terrible

8. "Wanna come in for a drink and a bite of _______________ ?"

A. Lasagna B. CorsageC. Pizza D. Cake

9. "Remember when you were a kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of ________ and a little spoon?"

A. Peanut ButterB. Ice CreamC. JellyD. Jam

10. "What's not to love? Custard? Good. ________ ? Gooooood. Jam? Goooooood."

A. Lady FingersB. Whipped CreamC. BeefD. Mashed Potatoes

11. "I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I ____________________________ ."

A. ... make low-budget adult films.B. ... take my underwear off in other people's homes.C. ... eat cheesecake off the floor.D. A and B

Answers

1. B. "You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?" 2. D. "Pizza! We like pizza!"3. D. "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"4. C. "I'm curvy and I like it!"5. A. "It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter." 6. B. "'Cause I'm a Tribbiani, and this is what we do! I mean, we may be not great thinkers, or world leaders, don't read a lot, or run very fast... but damn it, we can eat!"7. C."Man, this is bad! And I’ve had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one, though. ‘Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal.”8. B.“Wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?"9. D. "Remember when you were a kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?"10. C."What's not to love? Custard? Goooood. Beef? Gooooood. Jam? Goooooood."11. D. "I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films" AND "I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I take my underwear off in other people's homes."

If you got more than six of these correct, I think it's safe to refer to yourself as a Friends expert from here on out.

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