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19 Shark Items On Etsy That Will Instantly Up Your Shark Week Game
After testing our patience for far too long, Shark Week is finally here (and not the Shark Week that has your significant other scampering for the hills). Discovery Channel's Shark Week is a hallowed annual event and, as is the case with all annual holidays, I prefer to celebrate Shark Week in style.
You might think there's no Shark Week equivalent to tacky Christmas sweaters but you, my friend, are wrong. All you need to do is mosey your way over to Etsy and you are guaranteed to find a plenitude of shark items that will make all your oceanic dreams (and nightmares) come true.
In case you are as lazy as I am, I have undertaken the arduous task of hunting down the most frightfully wonderful shark items on Etsy for your purchasing pleasure so sit back, relax, and partake in copious amounts of Shark Week shopping so your best week of the year doesn't have to end at the whims of the Discovery Channel's programming schedule.
Image: Chris Fallows/Discovery Channel
Sterling Silver Shark Ear Cuff
I would 100% wear this year round because this ear cuff outlasts the reign of Shark Week.
Chapman Jewelry/Etsy, $48.00
Great White Shark Cornhole Board Set
Nothing ups the anty in a cutthroat game of corn hole like some giant Great White Sharks to aim at.
CornholeBoardsDOTus/Etsy, $154.95
Shark Blanket
Your Snuggie is too basic for Shark Week. Up your blanket game with this baby.
DCCreates/Etsy,$60.00
Shark Water Transfer Finger Tattoo
For when your regular mani just isn’t cutting it anymore.
JsUtopia/Etsy, $4.90
Sterling Silver Shark Studs
These are beautiful and dainty with just the right amount of danger.
ProjectStillWater/Etsy, $36.90
Shark Watercolor Art
Not only is this art edgy, it’s also pretty darn cheap.
LilyAndTheLark/Etsy, $5.80
Shark Phone Case
This will surely keep nosy people from poking through your phone.
TheSmallPrintCases/Etsy, $17.43
Shark Crop Top
The only way this shirt could be any better is if the bottom were jagged like a shark had bitten off the bottom to make it into a crop top.
darkcycleclothing/Etsy,$24.00
Shark Cat Bed
Is it sad that I seriously contemplated buying this for my cat for a solid five minutes, even after I saw the price tag?
TheCatBall/Etsy, $99.00
Made-To-Order Shark Skirt
I am obsessed with this skirt, even though the placement of the swimmer might be a big questionable on a lady…
NerdAlertCreations/Etsy, $45.99
Hedgehog/Guinea Pig Shark Costume
What blows my mind about this is that there’s enough of a market for guinea pig/hedgehog costumes that there’s a whole Etsy store dedicated to selling said costumes.
ChubbyHedgehog, Etsy $15.86
Left Shark Cookie Cutter
Because no Shark Week shopping list would be complete without at least one piece of Left Shark memorabilia.
Francesca4Me/Etsy, $8.50
Shark Oven Mitt
Because sometimes life’s biggest dangers are lurking in your oven, not in the sea.
collisionware/Etsy, $24.00
Jaws Nail Decals
If you’re ever trying to ward off a creepy dude at the bar, just flash these babies at him and he’ll surely scamper away.
chachacovers/Etsy, $6.00
Hammerhead Shark Bookends
This will scare off any thieving friends who get a little too at home with your book collection.
Knob Creek Metal Arts/Etsy, $59.99
Shark Knit Hat
So you can make Shark Week last all year long, even into the winter months.
myknittingworld/Etsy, $33.00
