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Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Scott Disick Don't Understand How to Humblebrag
Look, we all like to show off on social media from time to time. Whether it's tagging the name of a fancy restaurant in our Facebook status, or posting a poolside pic on Instagram, it can be a little (okay, a lot) fun to have others see what a great life we lead (or pretend to lead). That's why humblebragging was invented, because undercutting your good fortune with a bit of woe-is-me attitude allows you to get away with showing off. If I ever get engaged and Instagram still exists, I'll probably even be guilty of the "Ugh, I need a manicure, my nails look awful compared to this ring #humblebrag."
So you'd think that the Kardashian clan, with their love for social media, would totes get how to humblebrag. But it seems we again expected too much from them. Check out 15 of their most ridiculous, non-humble Instagram snaps.
Midnight in Paris
How many watches does it take for a Kardashian to tell time? Okay, Scott's not technically a Kardashian, but he's dating one and that counts. BTW, I like the subtle positioning of the shot so we know he's in Paris.
Image: Scott Disick/Instagram
Money Blanket
On Thursday, November 21, Scott Disick posted this pic of Khloe covered in money.
Image: Scott Disick/Instagram
A Dolla Makes Me Holla
This pic featuring a stack of cash was charmingly captioned: "Hello, peasant's is that u? #fucku"
Image: Scott Disick/Instagram
#NoFilter
It was the swimsuit selfie that ignited a thousand rage-comments.
Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
View from the Top
I don't know where she's staying but I know it's fabulous. If it wasn't, it wouldn't be Instagram worthy.
Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
Private Jet Struggles
"Get my PJ out the damn garage @kourtneykardash" Khloe rage-typed to her sister. I don't really know what that caption means. Perhaps Khloe is mad because she wants to take her regular private jet but Kourtney is hogging it and now Khloe has to settle for this lame-o private jet that she's, like, totally not used to.
Image: Khloe Kardashian/Instagram
Chanel #5000
Khloe loves showing off her latest designer bags. I chose just this one to feature because of the nice composition between the pink bag and the flowers. If you care to peruse her Instagram you'll find roughly 4,999 other pics of her designer duds.
Image: Khloe Kardashian/Instagram
Bragging Runs in the Family too
"Runs in the family" little-sis Kylie said of their way-too-many car collection.
Image: Kylie Jenner/Instagram
Matchy-Matchy
Kendall dresses to drive in an all-white ensemble to match her fancy white car.
Image: Kendall Jenner/Instagram
Pathetic Attempt
Kendall captioned this pic, "pathetic" which gives me hope that she's trying to learn how to humblebrag, but then I got distracted by the large amount of vehicles here.
Image: Kendall Jenner/Instagram
Traveling in Style
This photo is spectacular because not only does it feature three Louis Vuitton bags, but Kendall chose a LV background for the pic, too. Priceless. Literally.
Image: Kendall Jenner/Instagram
Rolling with Her Homies
"Name-drop" is Kris' middle name. Case in point with this photo's caption: "Kickin it with Kanye and @jamiefox #yeezus"
Image: Kris Jenner/Instagram
She Said Yes! (to the Enormous Ring)
Classic post-engagement photo. That ring is bigger than her fingernails, jeez.
Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
$100 Toilet Paper
Scott captioned this one: "I know yall didn't think I would actually use toilet paper!"
Image: Scott Disick/Instagram
