No Photos Of Ashton & Mila's Wedding Yet

Well, guys, it finally happened. While the rest of us were distracted by hot dogs, booze, and various explosives over the 4th of July weekend, one of my favorite couples was up to something way more interesting. Reportedly, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are married, and the world had no idea. After three years of dating, Wyatt's parents have decided to make it official, and there's only one problem. There are no photos — at least, not yet. That means the dress Kunis wore, the color scheme, whether or not Wyatt was the flower girl (which would have been adorable) are all things that are still mysteries to us. And of course, there's the possibility that photos will be released soon, when the couple feels like it — and then there's the other side of the coin, the bleak reality that we have to accept: We may never see photos of Kunis and Kutcher's wedding.

Because let's be real: In the time they've been together, Kutcher and Kunis have been pretty private about their relationship. They didn't have a secret wedding because they love sharing the details of their personal life together with the entire world, after all. So it's totally possible that their wedding will have to live in our imaginations forever — a bummer, but that's totally their call to make.

The good news? They've provided us with so many precious photos of them together that it's easy to imagine how sweet their wedding must have been.

There were probably plenty of lovey-dovey moments

Their wedding must have included a lot of sweet moments like this one — hopefully sans cowboy hat.

They probably looked a lot like this

Of course, this photo is from when Kunis and Kutcher went to a wedding, not when they were the main event, but they do clean up nice.

Or, You Know, Like This

Was their theme "That 70s Show throwback"? God, I hope so.

And Kunis obviously looks good in white

I mean, she looks good in every color because she's Mila Kunis, aka she's 90 times hotter than we mere mortals will ever be.

They might have helped each other get ready

And if they did, I NEED to see those pictures. They can keep the rest private, but I need these.

Her bouquet was probably super unique

Maybe similar to these flowers? I'm imagining something bright and unexpected.

And love was everywhere

Look at these crazy kids. There's no way their vows weren't tear inducing and that the entire affair was crazy romantic.

Congratulations, Kunis and Kutcher! Whether they decide to share their wedding album or not, it had to be a beautiful day.

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