The 12 Weirdest Things Celebs Have Said About Sex, From Subway Boning To Grand Canyon Lovin'

When the rapper-comedian was married to Mariah Carey, he confessed that the pair got it on to her music. It gets weirder. When she wasn’t there, he said he would pleasure himself to her tunes. He told Howard Stern, “Sometimes there’s special nights when you turn the music on and sometimes it’s morning, you roll over and get it poppin’!”

This one’s a doozy, for sure. When the singer couldn’t keep his mouth shut about his sex life in 2010, he dished this memory of sex with Jessica Simpson to Playboy: “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f–king snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f–k you, I would start selling all my s–t just to keep f–king you?’”

“You can tell I’m into the bald,” Odom said to Khloé Kardashian back in 2010. “You got to keep it clean down there. It’s disgusting if you let it go crazy.” This overshare happened not on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but on the George Lopez Show!

It sounds like he loved himself a little bit too much! The actor confessed to spending several hours a day in one period in his life doing nothing but pleasuring himself. “I was a compulsive, serial masturbator,” he told the Sunday Times. “But it was the best thing I could have been.” He added, “I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.”

Time traveler? The legendary actress declared that in her seventies she had a very fulfilling sex life, and that with her partner now, she has finally found true intimacy. Good for her! It’s never too late. But then she shared with Hello! magazine, “Often, when we make love, I see him as he was 30 years ago.” OK?

The Desperate Housewives star has a thing for silk scarves. And she doesn’t mean as part of her wardrobe. “I’m not averse to being tied up in silk scarves,” the actress divulged to VH1. “I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”

The actress lost her virginity at age 14. Along with being quite young, she also had a quite unusual way of showing affection at that age. She confessed to OK! Magazine, “In a moment of wanting to feel close to him, I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back.” Well, you never forget your first time, that’s for sure!

Apparently, the Grand Canyon is not so grand when it comes to getting busy. At least according to Jenny McCarthy. The television host dished to Huffington Post, “I certainly did it, so I can say I did it in the Grand Canyon, because otherwise it’s the back seat of a car and that’s not exciting. But the bottom of the Grand Canyon is not fun. There’s like scorpions and stones and dirt and it’s hot. It was like the strangest and worst sex of my life.”

Bell overshared about the excitement of pregnancy sex when speaking to Conan O’Brien. Namely, the excitement her husband felt from the novelty of it all. She said, “He did say I feel like I’m cheating on you. Because he felt like he was with a different completely woman. That is exciting. He loved it… I was also involved and he got a freebie that didn’t hurt anybody’s feelings.”

Perhaps one of Hollywood’s most notorious over-sharers, Olivia Wilde dished at a Glamour magazine event that she and her man Jason Sudeikis have “sex like Kenyan marathon runners.” She also confessed that when her first failed marriage, she felt like her vagina died. At least it sounds like it came back to life?

Saldana confessed that she once had sex between subway cars in New York City. She dished on a Sirius radio show, “Okay, this is ghetto, but hey, I’m from Queens, whatever. There is a train from Coney Island all the way back into the city, and in between two train cars. It was super ghetto.” But, but, how? And more importantly, why?