Fashion
11 Temporary Tattoos That Are The Perfect Alternatives For Body Art Commitment-Phobes
As someone who has whiled away many a happy hour enthralled by breathtaking tattoo designs (including temporary tattoos!), and draws more Biro doodles on her body than on paper, the sight of my disappointingly blank-canvassed body as I step out of the shower each morning is always a sight for sore eyes. As a girl who grew up seduced by the huge, courageous lady balls of Maud Stevens Wagner, romanticizing the bravery of her contortionist-turned-tattoo-artist lifestyle at a time when tattooed women were still regarded as freak-show fixtures, my personal lack of permanent skin adornments has always been a source of embarrassment, as I sit, a fraudster of my own fascinations, explaining away my ink-blot-free body.
Fact is, it's not due to a lack of inky inspiration, or a heart-pounding aversion to needles. Truth be told, I'm overwhelmed; transfixed by the delicious disparity of tattoo designs I've had the pleasure of bearing witness to; torn by the tumble-jumble of body art blueprints trickling through my brain cells, and above all, stricken by the cold hard realization that my skin canvas is finite.
You could say my aversion to committing to ink-based permanency is a prime example of the "grass is always greener" mentality — every time my mind concocts a faultless forearm design or a subtly whimsical wrist tattoo, the raging tattoo commitment-phobe inside of me screams, "Wait! What if in five years' time you think up a better bodily illustration... something brighter, sharper, more personally relevant... and there's no room left at the inky inn? Do you want to live a life full of regrets and broken dreams!? DO YOU!?!"
Thankfully, whilst my body-branding battle has been busy transforming my mind into an anxious garbage-gabbling mess, the fashion industry's range of temporary ink options for tentative tattooers has been sharply diversifying. From pocket-friendly at-home Henna kits to body art pens and even Chanel stick-ons for all you designer brand tattoo fans, the industry's newest army of temporary tattoos offers a cheap, painless, commitment-free method of boring-body escapism, which can be swapped and changed more often than your hairstyle. So whether the idea of public maiming doesn't excite you or you're as terminally indecisive as I am, feel free to liberally adorn yourself with these top trumps of temporary tatts!
Eyepatch Cheetah
Eyepatch Cheetah (Set of 8), $15, Tattly
Everybody wants to be a cat. Particularly a suited-and-booted Cheetah-cat, complete with eye-patch.
Flora And Fauna
Flora and Fauna, $6, Not On The High Street
Designed by Nottingham-based illustrator Deborah Ballinger to pay tribute to the the beauty of British wildlife, this intricate stag tattoo is perfect for avid nature lovers.
Vintage-style Tattoo Illustation
Vintage-style Tattoo Illustration, $20, E tsy
Got a mind-blowing tattoo idea floating around your head, but possess the drawing skills of a chimpanzee? These wonder-beings will take your tattoo idea description and reference pictures and create a unique custom illustration — ready to flaunt on your flesh as a temporary tattoo, or even simply to print out and frame.
Printed Custom Tattoo Page
Printed Custom Tattoo Page, $25, E tsy
Hoarding a whole host of ink doodles that you’re just dying to try out? Perhaps you simply want to put the fear of single life into your hapless hen-do host by covering her in bad-taste tatts while she sleeps. However unsavory your inky hopes and dreams, these resourceful guys can make them a reality!
Dinosaur Hands Temporary Tattoos
Dinosaur Hands Temporary Tattoos, $5, Not On The High Street
Whether you’re hosting a children’s birthday party or identify as a full-grown dino-diva, these kitsch dinosaur tattoos are perfect for livening up any social gathering.
The Megamunden Tattoo Coloring Book
The Megamunden Tattoo Colouring Book, $10, A mazon
Prefer to appreciate body art from a distance? Celebrating the beauty of body art in all shapes and sizes, this stunning selection of color-in tattoo images is the handiwork of U.K.-based illustrator Megamunden, whose previous commissions range from fashion illustration and product design to full-sleeve masterpieces and large-scale murals.
The Henna Body Art Kit
The Henna Body Art Kit, $24, A mazon
A golden oldie yet still going strong, this gem of a kit was a regular camp feature during my rebellious Girl Guiding days. Luckily, my contemporary henna-drawn designs are considerably less eggy-bread-flecked.
Gold And Silver Foil Tattoos
Gold And Silver Foil Tattoos, $5, E tsy
Make your arms and legs look elephantastic with this shimmery, light-catching collection of gold and silver foil leaf tattoos.
Semi-Permanent Tattoo Pen Set
Semi-Permanent Tattoo Pen Set, $63, S tar Gazer Products
Give your bodily doodles some staying power with these long-wearing, water-resistant tattoo pens.
Graffiti Tattoo Set
Graffiti Tattoo Set, $9, I nkwear
Fancy yourself as a bit of a graffiti-art aficionado? Let your body be the site of some of Banksy’s most memorable pieces of political activism.