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'Orange Is The New Black' Season 3 Inmates In Real Life Are Totally Glamorous — PHOTOS

Every time I sit down with Piper and the ladies of Litchfield on Netflix, I'm reminded of how stunning this group is. That's saying something too, when we're supposed to be seeing these women at their "worst" while incarcerated. What does the Orange Is The New Black cast look like when they're not in, well, orange?

To be quite honest, a lot of these ladies don't look all that different behind bars. I'm not against makeup and getting fancy, but all of these actresses are such giving performers that their inner beauty shines through. Plus, you can tell this cast of coworkers really gets along, and that kind of love has a glow of its own. Am I making you vomit? Check out the pictures. Would you recognize your favorite inmate on the street?

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by Leah Marilla Thomas

Piper Chapman

For the show’s protagonist, from a certain point of view, I thought we’d start at the beginning. Here’s Piper on her first day of prison.

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Taylor Schilling

Still no match for the glamour that is the actress who portrays her.

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Red

Whether she’s running the kitchen or the “gardening” club, the matriarch is never seen without her dyed locks.

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Kate Mulgrew

Mulgrew seems to have stuck to this look as well. It’s not a bad shade!

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Suzanne Warren

“Crazy Eyes” has gone through some critical hair transformations over the past three seasons as Suzanne’s character evolves and her loyalties change.

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Uzo Aduba

Award winning actress and Broadway star Uzo Aduba, on the other hand, likes to mix it up.

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Daya Diaz

Daya and Bennett bonded over comic books…

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Dascha Polanco

Which I like to think inspired the actress to try this incredibe look. Storm, anyone?

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Taystee Jefferson

Taystee’s personality is bigger and brighter than any jumpsuit.

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Danielle Brooks

But the actress’ bubbly nature is definitely not lost on the red carpet.

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Poussey Washington

Poussey is relatively simple. She doesn’t like to draw too much attention to herself.

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Samira Wiley

This is the complete opposite of Wiley, who is a total bombshell in even casual situations.

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Gloria Mendoza

Gloria traded tan for white in one of Season 2’s biggest power struggles.

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Selenis Leyva

IRL, the actress is much less neutral.

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Lorna Morello

Am I the only one who wants an entire episode arc devoted to how she gets those curls in prison?

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Yael Stone

Morello may like to rock the pin-up look, but IRL Yael Stone is a bit more modern.

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Nicky Nichols

My hair is about this big, so I relate to Nicky’s Litchfield style a lot.

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Natasha Lyonne

Sometimes, you’ll catch Natasha Lyonne out and about in outfits and hair that Nicky would probably wear herself. Here, she’s rocking a smoother look.

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Sophia Burset

As the resident stylist, Sophia tends to look a little better than her fellow inmates.

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Laverne Cox

I mean. What more can I say? She’s an absolute icon that takes Sophia’s style about three levels beyond.

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Tiffany Doggett

“Pennsatucky” has seen some rough days at Litchfield, so I’m picking one of her better moments (at least according to her).

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Taryn Manning

I would hate to see Pennsatucky with that ombré — there’s no way she can pull it off this well.

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Alex Vause

“The Betti Page of Litchfield,” Alex’s signature glasses and eyeliner always makes her look as dramatic as her relationship with Piper.

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Laura Prepon

Most of us remember Laura Prepon as a ginger from her That 70s Show days, but I think the “Alex hair” suits her well IRL.

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Leanne Taylor

The current leader of the laundry crew.

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Emma Myles

With her hair up like that, I definitely wouldn’t recognize her.

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Janae Watson

Janae kept her athletic look while serving time.

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Vicky Jeudy

Obsessed with that color.

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Big Boo

Big Boo is usually seen with shorter hair, so I’m looking forward to this “makeover.”

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Lea DeLaria

The actress and comedian’s glasses and clean cut look would never fly for Boo.

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Maria Ruiz

I think Maria might be one of my favorite side characters. We get just a few glimpses into her life, and they’re all fascinating and heart-wrenching.

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Jessica Pimentel

Good golly, what a glamazon.

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Gina Murphy

Gina’s pretty quiet, but always around.

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Abigail Savage

She definitely deserves to take center stage.

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Aleida Diaz

Is Aleida the best mother around, or the worst? She’s walking a fine line and I love it.

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Elizabeth Rodriguez

Aleida makes herself up pretty nice behind bars, but I like her IRL waves.

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Yoga Jones

The best Simon Says leader ever, am I right?

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Constance Shulman

Off-screen, Shulman looks more like my aunt than my yoga instructor.

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Cindy Hayes

We finally learned Cindy’s backstory last season, and I’m looking forward to more this year.

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Adrienne C. Moore

Phenomenal.

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Flaca Gonzales

Flaca was determined to win the interview clothes contest with her sense of style.

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Jackie Cruz

I don’t blame her! Cruz looks like a couture witch — so fab.

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Maritza Ramos

Flaca’s bestie isn’t quite as into looking cute in jail.

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Diane Guerrero

That short hair! That teal! Amazing.

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Norma Romano

Norma doesn’t talk much, but I’d recognize her anywhere.

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Annie Golden

Love it!

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Angie Rice

So you know Angie, one of the “meth heads,” right?

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Julie Lake

What a transformation.

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Sister Ingalls

The radical nun has a sensible haircut.

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Beth Fowler

This picture is a few years old, but look at those curls!

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Brook Soso

We met Soso last season, and she’s sticking around for another year.

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Kimiko Glenn

IRL, the actress has some killer highlights and even better ear crawlers.

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"Vee" Parker

The Big Bad from Season 2 who’s gotta be dead — right?

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Lorraine Toussaint

Maybe I’m traumatized from last season or maybe it’s the cape, but Toussaint still looks a little frightening to me.

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Blanca Flores

I love how we’re hearing more from Blanca this season.

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Laura Gomez

Literally night and day.

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Anita DeMarco

We rarely see Anita on OITNB but it’s always memorable.

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Lin Tucci

So cute!

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Miss Rosa

RIP Rosa. You are missed!

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Barbara Rosenblat

I don’t say this that often, but yas kween!

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Miss Claudette

Sure, we haven’t seen her character since Season One — but something (no spoilers) tells me that we might.

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Michelle Hurst

Gorgeous.

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Tricia Miller

Another Season 1 character, gone but not forgotten.

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Madeline Brewer

She looks completely different, right? Let that hair flow!

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Chang

Another character we’re getting more of in Season 3, thankfully.

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Lori Tan Chinn

Too precious!

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Lolly

Here’s a look at Lolly’s Season 2 appearance before she checks in at Litchfield.

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Lori Petty

She’s keeping the blonde now, but looked completely different as a brunette.

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Stella Carlin

Finally, the newest edition. Get ready for Stella to cause a stir in Season 3.

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Ruby Rose

Whoa! She was already stylish in her jumpsuit, but the Aussie actress and model looks crazy different with that purple hair.

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