How would you feel if someone said they could sum up your whole personality in just one second? That's what this "2 Kinds Of People" Tumblr is doing, if you can believe it. If you're skeptical, you're not the only one. I joined the Myers-Briggs personality test bandwagon exactly a week ago, partially because my roommate made me, and partially because I was dying to understand all the identity pieces floating around on the Internet. Thanks to two personality tests, I now know that I'm an ENFJ or an INFJ. (The Internet can't decide whether I'm introverted or extroverted. It's pretty awkward.) And thanks to the Internet I've now fervently taken every quiz that tells you who you're supposed to date based on my Myers-Briggs personality, and what job is best for your personality type. The "2 Kinds of People" Tumblr account, however, takes a new stance on distinguishing personality types. You say it's not black and white? They say different. And these pictures could make you a convert.
"2 Kinds of People" was created by Joao Rocha, an art director from Lisbon, Portugal. The Tumblr features illustrations that redefine your personality in terms of simple decisions we make everyday. In his blog's description, Rocha writes, “There are only 2 kinds of people in this world, those that find this blog hilarious and those that have no sense of humor whatsoever.”
I'm one of the people who found this blog hilarious, and I had a genuinely great time choosing between each illustration.
What kind of person are you?
Computer personality
Also telling of what you do for a living.
iPhone personality
Seeing the notifications makes me anxious so...
Music personality
Jobs versus Dre.
Timeface personality
Me: Utterly dependent on my phone for the time but adamantly refusing to wear a watch.
App personality
How do either of these iPhones have so much storage space?
Driving personality
Stick shifts remind me of snotty high school boyfriends.
Sandwich personality
What if you prefer crusts cut off?
Bookmark personality
I use a picture as a bookmark. SENTIMENTAL AND ORGANIZED, b*#ch.
Chocolate personality
"Chocolate, chocolate chocolate, AAAK." - Appropriate Liz Lemon quote
Security personality
Raise your hand if you assumed the person on the left was 115, before smacking yourself over the head.
Cutlery personality
Two choices here: Fork or chopsticks, salmon or tuna?
Wake up call personality
Third category not pictured: The people who have one alarm set for 7 AM and then snooze it three times and still wake up at 7:35 AM.
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who finished reading this entire article and are going to administer this test to every person they know, and those who fell asleep halfway through. Hint: Being the former is the right choice here.
Images: Courtesy of Joao Rocha
