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23 Funny Father's Day Gifts To Get Your Favorite Bacon-Loving Dad Bod

Looking for funny Father’s Day gifts? I've got you covered! Father’s Day — Sunday, June 21 — the most dad-centric holiday of the year is almost upon us, and you still don’t know what to get yours? The gift of LOLZ, duh!! Although I’ve met some pretttty, pretttty serious dads in my day, most dads overwhelmingly love to make fun of what it means to be settled enough to have hilarious interests like mowing the lawn, eating bacon, and maintaining their borderline schlubby dad bod temples, so get your old man a few hilarious Father’s Day gifts this year, and you’ll be laughing all the way to the bank of Favorite Child Mutual & Loan!

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by Courtney Kocak

June 10, 2015

Lawn Enforcement Officer T-Shirt

Never met a dad who didn’t want to enforce a lawn.

Lawn Enforcement Officer T-shirt, $22.95, zazzle.com

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Bacon Puzzle

Srsly, how r u supposed to solve this?! All bacons look alike!

Bacon Puzzle, $15.95, stupid.com

I'm Not Sleeping I'm Just Resting My Eyes Mug

Classic dad move. NO, you’re just sleeping, and we all know it!

I’m Not Sleeping I’m Just Resting My Eyes Mug, $17.90, zazzle.com

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Eye Glasses Holder

Dads be losing their glasses amirite?! Help your old man keep track of his specs by buying him this goofy nose to set ‘em on. Plus, part of the proceeds go to help underprivileged artisans in India, which is perfect because your dad with the wonky eyes also has a heart of gold.

Eye Glasses Holder, $18, uncommongoods.com

Uncommon Goods

Dad Bod Tank Top

‘Cuz your dad’s been rockin’ the dad bod since before it was cool.

Dad Bod Tank Top, $19+, etsy.com

Zen Dog Garden Sculpture

I mean, who wouldn’t want a super chill doggie Buddha chasing bad vibes off the front yard?

Zen Dog Garden Sculpture, $30-58, uncommongoods.com

Uncommon Goods

Thanks Dad Conception Mug

Thank your pops for the only thing you really, truly, 100 percent needed him for. #datspermlyfe

Thanks Dad Conception Mug, $10.98, etsy.com

Slang Flashcards

Does your old man try to keep up with what the kids are saying these days, but always winds up sounding like a geezer? Give him a boost with these flashcards — his slang game will be bae in no time.

Knock Knock Slang Flashcards, $9.79, amazon.com

Fish Magnet T-Shirt

Your dad’s so fly, he can’t keep the fish off of him!

Fish Magnet T-Shirt, $21.95, etsy.com

Portable Briefcase BBQ Grill

Dads are historically very busy dudes with places to go and meats to grill.

Portable Briefcase BBQ Grill, $80, uncommongoods.com

World's Best Farter/Father Mug

For the multi-talented dad.

World’s Best Farter/Father Mug, $17.50, etsy.com

Of Course I'm Right Hat

OK BOB, CALM DOWN! I found the perfect hat for your know-it-all dad. This primo blend of idiotic charm and blind confidence will have you laughing every time he tries to prove his point.

Of Course I’m Right Hat, $16.70, zazzle.com