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What Will Kim Kardashian Name Baby No. 2?
And you thought Bruce Jenner would be the only headline to come out of this season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. At the close of the mid-season finale of the E! reality series, Kim Kardashian revealed she was pregnant, punctuating a season that focused on the star's desire to have a second child with husband Kanye West. So, what does this all mean, besides the fact that you will have to wait until the season continues to see what led to the pregnancy announcement? Well, there are plenty more headlines to come. Especially surrounding when the baby will be due, whether the baby will be a girl or a boy, and, in particular, what Kardashian's second child will be named.
Especially since Kardashian caused such a media uproar when she revealed the name of her first child after she was born two years ago, in June 2013. Though many a comedian and tweeter joked at the time that Kanye and Kim should be named North West, most thought that was about as likely as, well, a world without the Kardashians. But who would the family be if they didn't give the people what they wanted? (Or, at least, what Anna Wintour wanted.) So, going by that logic, what can we expect from Kim and Kanye when it comes to their second child? What will they name it? Could they possibly name him or her...
South West
Of course, the could go in the same direction that they went with their daughter. Plus, free miles on Southwest Airlines for life! But then, with Calabasas figuring so dominantly in their lives, would they go with...
West West
Guys, they're just crazy enough to try. But would it be better than...
Easton West
A name that Kardashian actually told people she likes. But it's not quite crazy enough. Why not go for...
Eastor West
Because who likes to make a decision? Or...
Go West
Go, West, Go! No, not a chance, right? Maybe Kim instead will be inspired by her other baby, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood?
Willow West
As in Willow Pape, of course. But, no, that would give Paris Hilton way too much credit, right? Maybe instead, we'll go with...
Red Oak West
Because Blue Ivy can't steal all the attention. And another way to keep the attention on the famous couple...
Yeezus West
Hell, the family has enough Yeezus tour swag already to decorate the baby's entire room. Of course, there is the possibility that Kim and Kanye will go traditional and choose...
Emma West
The most popular girls' name of 2015, or...
Liam West
The most popular boys' name. Nah, not a chance. Instead, they can go Kardashian traditional with...
Kelly/Ken/Kara/Kyle/Kayla/Kayden/Kai/Katie/Kale/Kaleidoscope/Ketchup/Kake/Kannonball/Koconut West
Pretty much anything that begins with a K. Or...
Donda/Mary Jo/Ray/Robert West
Okay, I had to go realistic here and nod at West's parents, Donda and Ray; Kardashian's grandmother, Mary Jo; and Kardashian's father, Robert. But let's face it, how can it be anything but...
King West
Because there might only be one Lord of the Kardashian family, but everyone knows the Kardashian children are the real future leaders of our world.
Image Credits: Kim Kardashian: Hollywood; Getty (2); Giphy