What If Kris Jenner Dated Her Crush Keanu Reeves?

Even if you're no longer a single lady, celebrity crushes are totally acceptable, and no one understands that better than Kris Jenner. Although Kris is still dating Corey Gamble, she isn't shy about who she'd want to be with if Corey wasn't in the picture. In a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kris revealed her super massive crush on Keanu Reeves, asking Bruce over the phone if he thought it'd be weird if she sent Reeves some socks for Valentine's Day. The socks might be weird, but the crush isn't. Reeves is a good looking dude!

And this isn't the first time Kris has been open about her feelings for Reeves. Earlier this year, she told Us Weekly that "Keanu Reeves is really cute." Clearly, this is a match made in heaven — you know, if the actor is feeling it, too, although I don't see why he wouldn't be. She might be a tad dramatic and way too obsessed with her daughters' lives at times, but he could do way worse than Kris Jenner! And actually, a relationship between the two of them would be pretty epic, if not only for the sole entertainment factor.

And on the huge off chance this relationship ever actually happens, it's pretty easy to imagine exactly what would happen.

Reeves would appear on KUWTK

Because that is the role all significant others of Kardashian/Jenners must play, and for some reason, the idea of Reeves on a reality show like KUWTK sounds completely appealing. I can only imagine the head shaking he would do, probably in Kim's direction.

Kris would break into acting

You just know she's been itching to do it for years, and she could totally star in Reeves' next movie. Which brings me to my next point...

Obviously, she'd do all her own stunts

At 50, Reeves does his own stunts, so I can't see why Kris wouldn't follow suit. She would make the most... interesting action star ever.

The paparazzi would be all over them

Could you imagine how quickly the Internet would break the day news got out that Kris Jenner and Keanu Reeves were in a relationship? Forget Kim's champagne balancing butt, this would be headline news.

We'd all continue pretending The Lakehouse never happened

What a terrible movie. And I'm saying that as someone who lives and dies by cheesy romantic comedies. Wait, what are we talking about again? Oh, right, the Jenner/Reeves wedding.

She'd probably try to manage his career for him

Since Kris reportedly filed to trademark the word "momager" and loves handling her family's careers, the situation with Reeves wouldn't be any different. He should probably get ready to release his own fragrance line, though. It's tradition!

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