Scott Is Clearly The Best Kardashian

I'll admit it, when Keeping Up With the Kardashians first premiered, I wasn't the biggest Scott Disick fan. In those early days, it seemed like Kourtney Kardashian could do way better than this guy who loved to party and who never seemed to be there for her when she needed him most. But over the years, as the worst parts of his immaturity have faded away and the best parts have gotten even better — like his super inappropriate (but still funny) jokes — I have fallen head over heels for him. I spend most of my time wishing I was a Kardashian, and it's mostly so I could have Scott in my life on a daily basis. And honestly, if Scott Disick isn't your favorite Kardashian already, you must be watching a different show.

Because let's face it, as awesome as Kim, Kendall, Kylie, Khloe, Kourtney, and Rob are, there's no denying that Scott is infinitely superior. In honor of the man, the myth, and the legend that is Lord Disick, I've put together some of my favorite things about Scott. Here are just a few of the reasons Scott Disick is clearly the best member of the Kardashian Klan:

1. He's an awesome dad

He obviously loves Mason, Penelope, and Reign to pieces, and it's so precious to see them interact.

2. He's sassy as hell

Scott has a comeback for literally everything.

3. He's actually a Lord

The fact that he took the opportunity to become nobility in England while also purchasing a cape to go with his new title is my favorite. Even better? He makes people actually refer to him as a lord.

4. He's so sweet to Kourtney

I'm kind of obsessed with their relationship, and he usually treats her so well. Plus, when he does have his douchebag moments (as we all do), he always apologizes.

5. His relationship with Rob

We might not see Rob around much these days, but when Scott and the sole Kardashian bro get together they're super funny.

6. And his relationship with Khloe

They're best friends, which is the goal when anyone who has a sister is looking for a potential life partner.

7. Two Words: Todd Kraines

I can't watch this video enough. It will never NOT be funny.

8. He always knows just how to put Kim in her place

Somebody has to.

9. He was just as horrified by Kris Humphries as the rest of us were

Thank god that's over.

10. He's so accepting of Bruce's transition

And it's obvious that Bruce really appreciated his support, even though Scott was jokey about it.

11. He mocks everyone in the family

Especially Kris. But they all deserve it — they can be pretty ridiculous at times.

12. The hood loves him

See?

13. He teaches us how to love ourselves

If only I could have the self esteem of Scott Disick. I would be unstoppable.

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