Oh Tony, What Are You Even Talking About?

Is it just me, or do the guys on this season of The Bachelorette suck more than usual? First, JJ let his douchebag show far earlier than he ever should have in the competition, and now, it's Tony's turn. Obvs, this is expected — he does call himself a "healer," after all — but on this Monday's episode, he proved that he probably won't last long. When he wasn't ranting about love, he was making every other contestant super uncomfortable with his unnecessary honesty. And then? It became official. Tony the healer has lost it. You know, if he didn't already lose it when he was talking to plants last week.

After not getting the time with Kaitlyn he'd hoped for this time around, Tony ended up incredibly upset about the lack of communication in this competition. "All I want is the truth!" he pretty much shouted, as his fellow contestants just tried to act cool and not fuel his emotional fire. Honestly, I hope he does get the communication he needs from Kaitlyn, lest he begin more relationships with inanimate objects. Besides, all it takes is a one-on-one date, and Kaitlyn will probably realize this isn't the guy for her.

I don't know much about Tony, but I do know this much: He isn't nearly as zen as he'd have us all believe. Get ready for fireworks, y'all!

And as for the rest of my opinions? I'll let former Bachelor contestant do all the talking:

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