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16 Magical Pieces Of 'Harry Potter' Lingerie For All Your Muggle Loving Needs — SLIDESHOW
Fifteen years ago, my childhood best friend and I were in her room when she told me about this book called Harry Potter I should read. "Yeah, whatever," I said to her, not knowing in that instant that I was saying the single stupidest thing I'd ever say in my human life. Because here I am now, at the other side of the obsession that took over my life, so far down the rabbit hole that I've assembled a round of of Harry Potter lingerie for all your Muggle-lovin' needs. Yeah, you read that right. R.I.P., 8-year-old me's innocence. THIS WAS YOUR DESTINY ALL ALONG.
I'd be lying if I said I weren't tempted to buy some of these, because I feel like they could get you some action faster than you could say "Accio bra". Listen, I'm aware that with every sentence I type I am becoming even more of a disgrace to Harry Potter nerds everywhere, but I can't stop myself. I'M A HUFFLEPUFF. We cannot resist anything where the #PunGame is this strong, particularly when it's emblazoned in cotton on our butts. Please forgive me, J.K. Rowling. I don't deserve to be a part of this fandom anymore. Without any further ado, here are some of the best/weirdest pieces of Harry Potter lingerie the internet can buy.
Luna Lovegood Underwear
My Name May Not Be Luna Underwear, $16 ,Etsy
Don’t say you were warned about the puns.
Harry Potter Spandex Set
All Things Harry Potter Set, $28+, Etsy
For when you’re gettin’ it on in the Forbidden Forest and need to outrun a bunch of spiders with proper boob support.
Whorecrux Underwear
Whorecrux Underwear, $15, Etsy
For when you don’t want to beat around the…bush. (Sorry, sorry, sorry.)
Hufflepuff Underwear
Everyone Loves a Hufflepull Undies, $16, Etsy
HELL YEAH THEY DO. (Not that I’m biased or anything.)
Hogwarts Bra
Hogwarts Bra ,$70 ,Etsy
Nothing shows off alumni status better than a Hogwarts-stamped boob cradle.
Hogwarts Thong
Hogwarts Thong ,$12, Bonanza
Keep your friends close and your school SO CLOSE that it’s literally on your butt.
Hogwarts House Color Pasties
Hogwarts House Color Tassel Pasties ,$30, Etsy
These stick on like magic.
Neville Underwear
I Long For Neville's Bottom Underwear, $16, Etsy
We all know this is why you were really here. #Praise.