Every Outfit Rachel Ever Wore On 'Friends', Ranked From Best To Worst: Season 8

No wait, actually THESE sleeves could cover Manhattan and all the outer boroughs.

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It’s Beetlejuice!

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PEDAL PUSHERS. REMEMBER PEDAL PUSHERS?

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This is very “Like A Virgin” meets “peasant-chic”. Notice how neither of these things denote good fashion choices.

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This definitely was made out of one of her grandmas old mu-mus, for sure.

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This is Rachel’s Cruella De Ville, except that instead of killing dalmatian puppies, she’s got her eye on muppets.

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This frilled thing is so hideous you barely even notice the ugly pants.

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This t-shirt. That bag. It’s like she watched Sex & the City and decided to go “eclectic” like Carrie.

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Boho is so no-no

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Tan polyester skirt and red plastic dog tag. Nothing says 2001 quite like this mess.

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This was the day Rachel went to audition for the role of Meghan Draper. She didn’t get the part.

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Rachel Greene as The Joker (even more controversial than Jared Leto).

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What was that I was saying about “peasant” style?

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This is possibly the worst shirt I have ever seen.

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Again, we forgive because of pregnancy, but these Italian nonna PJs are barely okay even with the discombobulating pregnancy hormones.

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This is so ugly, I want to gouge my eyes out so I don’t have to look at it any more.

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When your mother is dressed better than you, it’s time to reassess your wardrobe choices.

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Mall mom Rachel strikes again.

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We forgive Rachel because she’s pregnant and can do whatever makes her comfortable, but this is the schlubiest she’s ever looked.

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This wrap dress is not one of Rachel’s good ones, mostly because of that awful pattern.

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This outfit is just okay, and then you realize the coat she’s holding in her hand is embroidered with weird looking flowers and lined in hot pink satin, and everything comes crashing down around you.

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I don’t know why Rachel has a surgical gown in her collection of personal sleepwear, but she does.

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The shirt would be FINE if it didn’t have BELL SLEEVES, God damn it.

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This is something that my mom would wear, and my mom is a good 20 years older than Rachel.

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I didn’t mind this until I realized it was a giant peace sign and it started to bother me. Not peace (I like peace), but the peace sign on the t-shirt.

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Note to the early ’00s: if something could be described as “peasant”, it should never have been worn. Also, “peasant” never would fly now, in this era of the Internet think piece.

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Not Rachel’s strongest all black look, but not her worst.

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It’s a boring outfit for sure but Rachel is such a cute mommy I don’t even care.

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This is a woman who allegedly just had a baby. Her gown is dull but I’m going to let that go because of how fabulous and tan she still looks.

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It’s not Rachek’s fault hospital gowns are ugly, but she’s WERKIN regardless.

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Rachel has for sure had better nightgowns, but I actually like her hair in rollers. Weird fetish maybe?

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This is a little dowdy on the bottom, but the top half is very chic profesh.

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I always loved the purple bra with the red tank when I was a teen, so I’m going to leave this here in homage to 2001.

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A bit boring and all black, but Rachel cuts a pretty fine monochrome figure in her casual pregnancy wear.

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I feel like a red maxi skirt and denim jacket was every teenagers dream outfit in the early ’00s.

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Good “Casual pregnant fashion lady” look.

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Somehow Rachel wears pigtails in a cute way, but one that’s more fashionable than infantalizing.

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The sexy rich preg lady that dgaf outfit is still good with a coat.

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“I’m going as a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and is wearing it because soon she’ll be too big for it to fit”, or something, said Rachel.

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Simple, but cute, and definitely Brooklyn 2015 worthy.

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Rachel is one of the few women whose head can pull of a half-up-half down do and still look sexy as hell.

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I want this sweater for all my Chinese eating, Netflix watching days to come.

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Again, she’s really pulling off that bridesmaid dress.

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This isn’t much, but when you consider she’s balancing a can on her baby, it makes it all seem pretty sweet.

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Cute ass PJs, Rach.

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This is somehow the perfect pregnancy shirt.

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I always think about when I get pregnant, and how much I’d love to be one of those super fit, glowing women who looks exactly the same as their pre-pregnant selves except for having a big belly. In reality, I’m going to be a sweaty whale eating blocks of cheese like apples.

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This is what I like to call “Sexy, pregnant, rich, and no f*cks to give.”

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THOSE ARMS THO.

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Rachel killing it yet again with another baseball top.

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Trés chic.

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If I went out with Rachel in that dress, I’d fall in love with her too.

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After 7 seasons of never once pulling off a leather jacket, SHE DOES IT. Even though Joey’s sister is totally stealing this with her fluffy coat.

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If only we could all look this cute while pregnant.

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Crushing it with wrap dresses and pumps, as per.

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I just really love this coat. Irrationally so.

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Those heels could take an eye out. In a good way.

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Rachel as we’ve established, is Queen of The Little Black Wrap Dress. Bow before greatness.

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