Kris, Corey, Billy Ray & Tish Walk Into A Bar...

Today is Thursday, so you know what that means: another Humpday has come and gone. Maybe you spent your Wednesday night watching some of the television programs that’d piled up in your DVR. Maybe you went to the gym. Maybe you posted a photo of Rihanna on Instagram in honor of #WCW. Maybe you met up with some pals for happy hour snacks and beers. Or maybe you, your significant other, and another couple dined at a Los Angeles restaurant that has been featured on multiple reality television programs. Miley Cyrus's parents, the matriarch of the Kardashian-Jenner brood, and the Kardashian-Jenner brood matriarch's significant other went with that last option. Wednesday night, Kris Jenner, Corey Gamble, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Tish Cyrus went to Casa Vega for dinner. WHAT A GROUP! WHAT A NIGHT!

“Pics or it didn’t happen,” you say? Oh, don’t you fret. There are pics. It did happen. My favorite picture from the evening can be found on Gamble's Instagram account. I can't stop looking at the photo and wondering about what everyone was thinking at that very moment. To be a pesky, telepathic fly buzzing around that particular Casa Vega booth during that meal!

Here's what I imagine everyone was thinking when this picture was taken:

Corey Gamble— “Maybe it's the margaritas talking, but Kris's jacket feels like a dream. I sort of want to ask her where she got it and if there is a men's version. Ah, no. On second thought, not sure I want to veer into matchy-matchy couple territory."

Kris Jenner—“Dangit, my bangs got caught in my eyelashes again. I really do need to switch my mascara. It’s too sticky. I don't understand why it's so sticky. I pay good money for this stuff. Play it cool, Kris. Now is not the time to get mad about mascara. Don't be Mad Maxscara. Act like nothing is wrong.”

Tish Cyrus— “Hm, I can't remember which part of the restaurant Jeff Lewis renovated and it's GNAWING at me. I think it might've been the lobby? I wonder if Flipping Out is on Netflix. What was the dish he'd always get? Lobster something? LOBSTER ENCHILADAS. Consider my order decided."

Billy Ray Cyrus— “Smolder, Billy. SMOLDER. Keep smoldering until the waiter puts the phone down. Don’t let the camera catch you not smoldering. Keep smoldering, smoldering, smoldering, smoldering, WHAT! Ugh, I miss Limp Bizkit."

Thanks, Billy Ray. Now that song will be stuck in my head for at least a month.

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