Every Outfit Rachel Ever Wore On 'Friends', Ranked From Best To Worst: Season 7

I want to burn those sleeves.

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There’s nothing redeemable here. Not only that, I’m throwing up into my mouth a little.

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The Real Housewives of Central Perk.

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There is so much tacky Matrix going on with Rachel it makes me wish those movies were never made so I wouldn’t have any other point of reference for this horrible coat.

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The shirt would be cute but why is that hideously clashing t-shirt under it?

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This is very “of the moment” early ’00s but not in a good way.

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Guys that’s a sleeveless wool knit turtle neck. Your eyes are not deceiving you!

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This outfit actually hurts me physically.

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“Peasant” shirts were a scourge on fashion. Good riddance.

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In this outfit, Rachel really does look like someone who’s obsessed with day time TV.

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This is bizarre. Bizarre wrap, bizarre collar, bizarre length, bizarre sleeves. Bizarre.

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Stevie Nicks is the only woman on earth who has the right to wear bell sleeves.

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This has got a really weird ’70s vibe. I do not likey.

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This is the only wrap dress in the world Rachel couldn’t pull off.

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I’m not even sure where to start with this ugly ass thing…

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Speaking of collars that are too big, this one is like an umbrella.

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Remember when tie dye went “corporate”. This is that.

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The bootleg on that pant is frightening.

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I don’t understand why there’s a leather belt tied around her neck. Weird Friends BDSM Easter Egg?

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I love Rachel in a tube dress but this pattern is everything that’s wrong with the world.

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Mesh shirts. The calling card of early ’00s fashion villainy.

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DEATH TO BELL SLEEVES FOREVER.

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Purple was a big deal in the late ’90s-early ’00s but do you really want to be wearing a shirt that’s the same color as your apartment walls?

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There’s something a little bit grandmotherly about this.

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Those are some of the most awful boots I’ve ever seen and paired with the cargos they’re making me sick.

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NO.

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I never thought I’d be offended by a collared t-shirt but there you go.

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This is exactly what daddy’s girl Rachel WOULD wear on a boat. Also Tommy Hilfiger seems like a betrayal of Ralph Lauren.

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It’s that okay shirt again but this time with an ugly coat and stupid boots.

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It’s a very ’70s season for Rachel, and not in the good American Hustle way.

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One of Rachel’s less attractive robes.

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I feel like this is what you wear if you work in a chain diner.

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Too medieval.

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The shirt was cute before but the leather dad jacket ruined it for everyone.

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If the shirt fit better… Fit’s not so much of a problem for Rachel any more, although this one is certainly a throwback to when it was!

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Orange with khaki green cargo pants. What a strong look.

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Eh. Just eh.

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This isn’t so terrible, although I wish the collar wasn’t so Saturday Night Fever.

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In theory, this shirt is fine. The colors aren’t bad. It definitely suits her. But the pattern is a bit weird.

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It would be nice to look this cute all rugged up with another cutie, right?

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Again, the hair is a great distraction from those ugly orange pants.

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Rachel is always cute in color.

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Simple and chic, but not mind-blowing.

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The bag and the hair distract from the average coat (in a good way).

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This is meant to be Rachel “too depressed to try” on her 30th birthday but I still think she looks cute.

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As always, Rachel looking cute in a robe.

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This dress would have ranked much higher but FLIP FLOPS ARE NOT SHOES, RACHEL.

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It would be a sweet life to look this put together in a white top and blue jeans.

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It’s simple, inoffensive, and Rachel’s bob rocks.

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This boating look is about as cute as anyone ever looked boating.

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Even preparing for a night out, Rachel looks fabulous. AND THOSE EXPRESSIONS.

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Rachel got promoted at Ralph Lauren because she dressed for the job she wanted.

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This is like modern Mad Men and I love it.

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Rachel proving that black is the new black forever.

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This is how I imagined chic older me would dress when I was fifteen. Still hasn’t happened. I wear skirts with dinosaurs on them so…

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She could be a spy in those clothes.

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So Monica probably chose them, but the bridesmaids dresses are pretty great.

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Probably the only acceptable use of tall boots under pants I’ve seen Rachel wear, and the grey fluffy sweater is ka-ute!

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Mhysa.

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Mother of Wrap Dresses.

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Rachel is the Queen of the Wrap Dresses.

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Motion to go back in time and have Rachel wear more patterned dresses like this one.

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Knee-high boots are big on my no-no list unless they’re part of this outfit and Rachel is wearing them.

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I’ve always wanted to have the appropriately sized boobs to pull off strapless looks. Alas, we can’t all be Rachel.

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I normally don’t like that green color she wears but that pencil skirt and those pumps are DIVINE.

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Rachel wears plaid shirts how they were meant to be worn: unassumingly sexily.

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A rare splash of colorful pattern which is absolutely delightful.

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Rachel and formalwear are like pizza and mac and cheese. Both awesome on their own, but put them together and…

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I want to know how that top is just staying teetering on the edges of her shoulders and not going anywhere. It looks incredible. I want to go to there.

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I’ve said it before I’ll say it again: As a 30-year-old, I’m completely baffled at the amount of ball gowns this other 30-year-old seems to own. I mean, she looks incredible in them, obviously. But why?

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