Fashion
12 Fries Before Guys Tees For Girls Who Have Their Culinary Priorities In Order
Sometimes a lady needs to sort out her priorities, especially when it comes down to the timeless face-off between fries and guys.
Oh yes, that’s a real thing — why else would so many shirts exist supporting everyone’s favorite fast food item over the alternative option? “Fries Before Guys” is the name of the game, and its pro-fries players are rocking some seriously stylish uniforms.
Ahead, 12 tops for the fry-obsessed fashionista who proudly waves her “fries over guys” flag
Fries Over Guys Muscle Tee
There’s no need to read between the lines in this girl power tank. Kid Dangerous spells it out for you loud and clear — in french fries.
Kid Dangerous, $32, shop.nylon.com
Fries Crop Top
A french fry crop top is the perfect choice for the lady who prefers fries to guys, but you know, in a subtler way.
See You Monday, $36, shop.nylon.com
Snack Attack Tee
Fries, burgers, and dinosaurs. Three things that are probably way more rad than any boy.
Wowch, $24, shop.nylon.com
Fries Before Guys T-Shirt
Fries before guys, or as Leslie Knope would say, “Ovaries before brovaries.” It’s pretty much Rule No. 1 in the Girl Power guide.
Pretty Hell Co., $32, shop.nylon.com
Fries Before Guys Pullover
The “Fries Before Guys Pullover” says you still prioritize fried foods over boys, but that doesn’t mean you can’t cuddle up to the best of them (the best sweatshirts, that is).
Forever 21, $17.90, forever21.com
Boyfriend T-Shirt With Fry Day Print
For when you really got to get down on Fry Day, turn to Adolescent Clothing’s on-point printed T-shirt.
Adolescent Clothing, $33, asos.com
Boyfriend T-Shirt with Extra Fries Print
It’s a tough choice, but any real fry aficionado will pick the sliced potatoes every time.
ASOS, $25, asos.com
French Fries Print Crop T-Shirt
The badge of the fry lover can now proudly reside both inside and outside your heart.
Romwe, $9.83, romwe.com
French Fry Skull
Danger awaits the pour soul who comes between a girl and her fries. HUMAN, $24, lookhuman.com
FRENCH FRY BOYFRIEND
The most logical conclusion you’ll jump to all day has finally been placed on a T-shirt.
Shop Jeen, $28, shopjeen.com
