Every Outfit Rachel Ever Wore On 'Friends', Ranked From Best To Worst: Season 6

Guys there’s embroidery on the bottom of her cropped pants. Maybe if we ignore it it will just go away…

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… Nope, it’s not gone, just slightly different…

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This is like Carmella Soprano if she was in high school in the ’90s.

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I love the cow print, I love the pink leopard pants, but together, this is like the firey depths of Rachel style hell.

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No wait, THIS is the depths of firey Rachel style hell. WHAT IS THAT BAG?

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Those are white pants. End of transmission.

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It’s like she went on vacation to Fiji, thought it would be a good idea to buy that sarong-y skirt, came back, realized she’d made a mistake, but tried to make it work with a “casual” shirt anyway.

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I don’t really even want to know what’s going on with those shoes.

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… And ruins every outfit.

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THE HIDEOUS JACKET FROM SEASON 5 MAKES AN UNNECESSARY COMEBACK…

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I bet those pants have many sections that zip off and that they could be used to put out a small grease fire.

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Is she Rachel, works at Ralph Lauren, or Rachel, dropping the kids off and doing the groceries?

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If only the t-shirt didn’t have that little flower picture, and the pants were better, and she was wearing something else entirely.

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This is the Matrix meets Stepford wives meets Carmella Soprano. It’s all the worst of Rachel’s favorite cinematic fashion references rolled into one.

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Eh.

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Things are fine until you see the cheap polyester sheen in the pants and the square-toed boots.

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I don’t want to be judgmental (wait, actually I do), but homegirl is looking a little run down. Also those pants are ugly.

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The one with Claire from Modern Family.

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Turtleneck with 3/4 sleeves is a no-no.

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What’s with the pharmacy footwear?

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I’ve talked about Rachel’s penchant for poo brown before. This is poo green.

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Hamptons Rachel.

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Does this top look like Rachel’s stuck a name tag to the side of it or is that just me?

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There’s that embroidered top again, this time without a cardigan so we can see it in its full hideous glory.

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SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT IS WITH THE SLACKS AND CASUAL SPORTS TOP LOOK IT’S KILLING ME?

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I’m going to rip those pants of Rachel and tear them to pieces.

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There’s something about the terrible fake tan I can’t avert my eyes from…

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I don’t know what’s going on with Rachel wearing weirdly overly-formal slacks with casual outfits this season, but it seems to be a thing. Also, I’m so glad long sleeves under short sleeves isn’t a thing any more.

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This is a more realistic workout look. Just normal.

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I really hate this scarf. A lot. Like, I want to burn it.

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It’s casual sleep wear, and it’s not terrible, but it’s not life changing either.

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When bad embroidery happens to good tops.

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I would have loved this (the apron is adorable!) if it weren’t for the BEADED FRINGING at the elbows.

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And this is where the Ralph Lauren gets a little bit too “bland Upper East Side” for my tastes.

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Again, weird slacks, bizarre layering and inappropriate sporty stripes on the top.

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This season Rachel came out of her ill-fitting clothing rut, and this powder blue suit is her one misstep in that area.

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I mean, this would be FINE, but then you notice the drawstrings at the elbows and you realize it’s not fine at all.

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I love flashback Rachel but these pants without the giant dead puppet fur just don’t pack the same punch.

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There’s way too much going on here: ugly pants, weird layering, turtle-neck with sporty lines on the elbows. It’s confusing.

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I’ve loved this skirt before, but with the red patent pointy boots the outfit is a total misfire.

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That’s a cute vacation shirt but those pants are ugly as all get out.

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RALPH LAUREN. It’s hard to tell what Rachel is wearing in this scene but it seems to be a black turtleneck, which is just fine.

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Again, the green kind of sucks, but then denim jacket is cute!

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I don’t love this color green, but I don’t hate the outfit so…

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I don’t know about this outfit as a concept but honestly, she looks good.

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I’m going to ignore the knee-high boots, because the outfit is pretty cute.

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The Ralph Lauren influence really benefitted Rachel.

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I don’t believe that Bruce would be anything other than aroused with Rachel sitting there in that dress.

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Again, people aren’t supposed to look this good when they’re working out.

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Rachel carries off casual baseball tops like a pro.

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No one’s work out clothes are actually this cute.

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I mean, she could run for office in some of her Ralph Lauren outfits.

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ZONE. OF. TERROR.

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A simple black crew neck and perfect hair is Rachel’s zone of terror.

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Motion to go back in time and have Rachel wear more lilac.

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Even as Long Island wifey, Rachel has some pretty cute sleep wear.

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A very stylish, professional Ralph look.

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I CANNOT LOOK AWAY FROM FLASHBACK RACHEL. That coat is something.

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I love a décolletage bearing top on Rachel.

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See?

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Rachel wears a couple of these fitted (neoprene?) turtlenecks this season and they’re incredibly flattering.

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These pants are so hideous they’re good.

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I weirdly love this “combat” workout look.

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I love this jacket. Everything else is spew but the jacket is so good it puts the outfit in my top ten for the season.

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Rachel looks so good in evening wear, it’s making me vomit in my mouth.

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More flash-back Rachel, more incredible cow-printed things that we can’t wear now, but are still incredible to look at.

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FLASHBACK RACHEL: that’s one mean cow-hide skirt lady.

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Of course the word “girls” has a different connotation now, but this t-shirt is still pretty sweet.

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This is very Ralph Lauren chic, but in the best possible way.

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JUST MARRIED. I wish my boobs fit into boob cups in dresses that way, but alas, we can’t all be so perfectly chested.

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Best casual look yet. Very lumbersexual.

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A leopard print wrap dress is timeless. Diane Von Furstenberg would be proud.

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This dress is very Catherine Keener in Being John Malcovich, which is to say, if you need a translation, perfect.

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