Kanye West Pulls a Scott Disick

Now that everyone's recovered from that breathtaking ass shot, we can go on to more important, hard hitting news: There's a new report that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian won't get married. RadarOnline says that Kanye doesn't want to make it official with Kim because he sees her more as a partner than as a wife — Kanye is a modern man, you guys. He feels like marriage is outdated and doesn't need a piece of paper and a joint tax return to prove his love.

I never thought I'd say this, but Kanye does have a point. Marriage is outdated and doesn't work for everyone, especially the Kardashians. Marrying into that family generally turns into disaster. Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner have split after 22 years (apparently, because Bruce wants to become a woman), and which makes two failed marriages for Kris. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom will split any day now, and Kim's been married and divorced twice already, before the ripe old age of 31.

There's absolutely no reason Kanye and Kim should marry, unless of course Ryan Seacrest comes down from his cloud and demands it be so, and as much as I would revel in a two hour Kim Gets Married, Take 2! special, staying unmarried is probably the wisest move this couple could make.

But! Let's not pretend Kanye invented the whole not-gonna-marry-a-Kardashian angle. Before Yeezus was ever a glint in Kim's eye, there was Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. Those two loveless birds have been dating for years, have two adorable children together, and seem to be totally happy spending as little time together as possible. Scott alleges he wants to get married, but come on. We all know that's not true.

Kanye and Kim are totally following Kourtney and Scott's lead. High fives to those unmarried to the Kardashians.