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You Need These NSFW St. Patrick's Day Emojis
Whether you've been looking for a way to make your sexting holiday-themed or you're just really into leprechauns, today your troubles are finally over thanks to Flirtmoji's NSFW St. Patrick's Day emojis. You may remember Flirtmoji as the company responsible for creating sexually explicit emojis back in 2014, after which the world of texting has never been the same, although whether that's for better or for worse largely depends on your feelings on having an assortment of cartoon genitals on your phone for your mother to find at the worst possible moment.While the regular array of Flirtmojis is pretty extensive, ranging from anatomically correct body parts to bunnies gettin' it on (of course), the company also releases holiday-themed NSFW emojis periodically. You'd think that it would be difficult to compete with last year's Christmas assortment, which included gingerbread penises, a dildo menorah, and my personal favorite, the Christmas tree covered in breast-shaped ornaments, but Flirtmoji's St. Patrick's Day collection definitely doesn't disappoint. As you'd expect, there are some penises of the green and/or leprechaun-related variety. But the ladies aren't left out either — if you've ever found yourself in need of an Irish flag in the form of three breasts, look no further. Also, you must have terribly interesting conversations.
The half-naked leprechaun might be a little difficult to find a use for, but where there's a will, there's a way and all that. The collection is free, so if you're in the mood to try your luck with these emojis this St. Patrick's Day, head on over to the Flirtmoji website. Just maybe lock your phone so you don't have to explain the presence of a giant green penis to your mom in the future.
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