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14 Funny Wedding Cards That Are Guaranteed To Make The Bride And Groom Smile
Why do weddings have to be so serious? There's something to love about these funny wedding cards, perfect for the couple with a great sense of humor. When my best friend got married in December, her officiator began the ceremony with "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what brings us together today," and my friend began her vows by telling the groom, "Thank you for coming." My friend and her now-husband love a good laugh, and I knew that no ordinary congratulatory card would do. Weddings can be boring, even for the funniest of brides and grooms, and they deserve a card that will make them laugh after all the pomp and circumstance is over with.
This Is Bullsh*t
This is definitely a card for a couple with a healthy sense of humor (and for a friend who figured they’d beat them to the aisle).
Funny Wedding Card, $4.50, etsy.com
Mawwiage
This is the perfect card for any Princess Bride fan.
Mawwiage Is What Brings Us Together Card, $4, etsy.com
BRB Sobbing
To all you fellow criers out there — this card is for you.
Sob at Your Wedding Funny Card, $4.50, etsy.com
Crazy Cat Lady
This is a card I assume I’ll get at my own wedding.
Crazy Cat Lady Card, $4.00, etsy.com
Forever and Ever
The card has a point — but definitely congrats!
Forever Is a Long Time Card, $4, etsy.com
Get In, Losers
Just know that this card was given out of love and not bitterness (probably).
Happy Wedding Losers, $4.50, etsy.com
How Magical
I mean, if you consider getting up at 5 a.m., not eating all day, posing for a million pictures, and marrying the love of your life magical.
Freaking Magical Funny Card, $4.50, etsy.com
Congrats, Newlyweds!
My best friend just had to change all her credit cards and IDs, so I know the groom gets off real easy.
Cheeky Congratulations Card, $4, etsy.com
Eat. Drink. Get Fat.
Now, now. You don’t have to let yourself go just because you’re married… but you could if you wanted to.
Funny Wedding Card, $4, etsy.com
You're So Cute
Yes, love and a lifetime of commitment is just sickening.
Funny Wedding Card, $4.50, etsy.com
Pregnant
A solid hope — unless the couple is trying to get pregnant on purpose during the honeymoon.
Unique Wedding Card, $4, etsy.com
Fashion Mistake
As long as you don’t show up in the same thing as the bride, you’re good.
Funny Fashion Mistake Card, $3.28, etsy.com
You Are Stuck
Is the bride stuck with the groom, or is the groom stuck with the bride? One of marriage’s many debates.
Funny Wedding Card, $3, etsy.com
