Help, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Baby North West is So Much More Fashionable Than We'll Ever Be

A custom Givenchy tee with one of Disney's most iconic, adorable characters on it. No big. Adults wouldn't wear a Bambi shirt anyway — and they definitely wouldn't cut out the armholes, the better to fit in. That would be strange, right?

In case you're too blinded by jealousy to read the card, it says, "Dear Kim and Kanye, a little embroidered blouse blanché for Baby North." She may be a mere three-and-a-half months old, but she's already too chic to use the term "white shirt."

No. No! This is so unfair! The perfect LBD in leather! Look at that chicly conservative neckline and those exposed shoulders! We would so wear this everywhere! Um, North can't even wear heels yet, Alex. And she definitely can't appreciate the power of a craft cocktail and mood lighting.

Next time you're craving a little androgynous Parisian style, just remember that North is wearing snakeskin Celiné slip-ons.

Oh, nothing much to see her, just three frothy, wonderful looks from one of the world's most high-end designers. It's not like we'd ever want to wear a pink Lanvin frock — I mean, tacky, right? Or that wispy little gray number? Gross, chiffon is so passé. Besides, North West will definitely need these for the Oscars. And the Met Gala. And Cannes. *sobs in corner*