Will Laura-Leigh Come Back To 'Vanderpump'?

If we know anything about Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules, it's that he's the kind of dude who texts every ex-hookup in his little black book the moment he's a little tipsy (not like I've never been there, but still). In Miami, he was running this game with Carmen and Tiffany at the same time. God knows that Stassi probably has a folder of these screenshotted pathetic texts in her phone's photo album. Even Kristen probably gets the booty call texts occasionally. But what about Taylor's Season 1 Stassi rebound? Will Laura-Leigh ever come back to Vanderpump Rules , after receiving a barrage of "miss ya bae" texts from Jax?

To be honest, I totally forgot about this girl until she was mentioned last week on the show. Peter and Jax ran down the list of the J-Bone's former lady friends, and once Laura-Leigh was mentioned Jax was all "PSSHT... She was CRAZY. Never again!!!" Methinks I smell some foreshadowing in this potentially strategic reference. Also, being that Jax is someone who repeatedly makes the same mistake over and over again and expects different results, does he have the right to call anyone crazy? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't his pattern of behavior fit Einstein's definition of insanity? I'm guessing that Jax is just loony enough to return to this ill-fated ex before season's end. Maybe he already has her name tattooed in a concealed place on his body.

But I digress... Let's investigate to see if we can unearth any vander-clues to the second coming of Laura-Leigh. Judging primarily from the season preview, it seems like she doesn't show up at all. We all know that her return would be well-hyped. That's one tally mark in the "No More Laura-Leigh" column.

But perhaps she'll show up at Scheana's wedding? I'm guessing that she had to invite plenty of people out of sheer politeness. As it turns out, Laura-Leigh has left SUR to pursue her acting career full time. Hence, she no longer belongs in the courtesy invite category of Scheana's life. It also looks like there aren't any photos from a wedding with the whole Sexy Unique Restaurant crew in attendance. It's starting to look like Laura-Leigh did not attend.

Plus, judging from her Instagram and Twitter accounts, it looks like she doesn't hang out with anyone from her old job. However, she spends plenty of time hobbling down the street in treacherous shoes...

Chilling with her dog...

And writing poetry.

My guess is that, unless she drops in for an impromptu drink and some extremely awkward service, we probably won't be seeing any of her this season. Pour a li'l bit of your Pump-tini for her. To be quote honest, I think it's for the best. I have a feeling that if we saw any more of her, it would be under the circumstances of her getting Jaxxed: a fate that no self-respecting person deserves.