Fashion
13 Of The Most Interesting Lingerie Items You Can Buy On Etsy Right Now — So Happy Almost Valentine's Day, Guys
Everyone likes a little something different when it comes to sexy undergarments. Some people prefer soft and demure pieces, whilst others are all about PVC and hardware. You do you, y'all: I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum. I think it's actually kind of magical that people who have the same taste and who are turned on by similar things can find each other in this world. There's someone for everyone and I have seen the quirky couples to prove it.
However, I am here to say that no matter your preferences when it comes to lingerie, there are just some things that I think we can all agree are a bit past unique, and just make you go, "Huh?" And often, one can find these things on Etsy. Click through for 13 items classified as lingerie that make me scratch my forehead in the best of ways.
Saucy Bouquet
Nothing says romance like a crotchless bouquet of panty roses.
Crotchless Lingerie Boquet, $60, etsy.com
"Lingerie Pants"
For when you want to bear it all, but also not really.
Red Lace Lingerie Pants, $60, etsy.com
Lingerie Mashup
I actually don’t even understand what’s going on here.
Lace Chemise With Garters, $59, etsy.com
Penis Sunggie
I now understand what Missy Elliott was talking about in “Work It” so much more clearly.
Crochet Elephant Men’s Thong, $22, etsy.com
Muff Puff
This is like some strange combination of vajazzling and a mirkin.
Sequinned and Embroidered Thong, $40, etsy.com
All Up In Your End Zone
Are you turned on by me or by thinking about the Pro Bowl right now?
Men’s Dallas Cowboys G-String, $10, etsy.com
Furry Friend
Uh, when you call someone “foxy” it’s usually not literal.
Panties With a Fox Face and Ears, $44, etsy.com
Better Than A Pearl Necklace
Better make sure that whoever’s wearing this has a Brazillian or else this could be painful.
Panties With Pearl and Elastic Ribbon, $26, etsy.com
Disco Boobs
Keep your chest warm and bring the party with you. I guess?
Color-Changing Light-Up Furry Bra, $60, etsy.com
NOPE.
For those days when you actually don’t want to get it on for a change.
Hand Painted Grumpy Cat Bra, $45, etsy.com
Dirty Desires
OK, taste is subjective. But stained vintage underwear passes weird straight into the gross category.
White Fantasy Underwear, $15, etsy,com
