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9 Cases for Johnny Depp and His Fedoras, The Ultimate Hollywood Power Couple
Johnny Depp has a new movie coming out, and with that, there's no doubt he'll be debuting a slew of terrible hats on the red carpet soon. Honestly, in a world so anti-Fedora, I'm amazed that we've let him wear one to every event for over a decade now. On anyone else this would be a crime against humanity, but somehow he routinely gets away with it because ... well, he's Johnny Depp.
Depp and ridiculous hats of all shapes and sizes go hand-in-hand, or, rather, hat-in-head. I'm not saying it's right, but I am saying it's the way of the world. And somehow you, I, and society have allowed this to happen. Why? Allow me to present nine cases of Depp pulling off a ridiculous hat while other celebs look foolish in comparison.
Before we proceed, I want you to grab my hands and say it with me: "There is never any excuse when it comes to fedoras." Friends do not let friends wear fedoras. Let me be perfectly clear that Depp is the only exception — and not the rule.
Case #1
Here’s Justin Timberlake channeling a penguin and wearing a too-tight hat that’s clashing badly against his VMA.
Case #1
On the other hand, here’s this glorious creature wearing a wide brim hat, looking absolutely dashing sans awards.
Case #2
Here’s Ian Somerhalder looking smug about his fedora even though he looks like a metrosexual Indiana Jones at best.
Case #2
On the opposite side of the spectrum, now, here’s this magnificent being with his boyfriend Tim Burton, pairing his nod-to-Indiana-Jones with his naturally playful demeanor.
Case #3
Here’s Jude Law wearing a stupid hat and smirking while the guy next to him is all, “Oh, girl, no.”
Case #3
And now, here’s this splendiferous man wearing a classy as hell hat and hugging a freaking baby. Oh girl, yes.
Case #4
Here’s sexiest-man-alive winner Brad Pitt pairing a fedora with shades and questionable facial hair, looking like your garden variety perfect.
Case #4
And then here’s this sexiest-man-alive winner pairing a fedora with shades and questionable facial hair and somehow looking suave as hell.
Case #5
Here’s Justin Bieber wearing a backwards cap, bringing all the 9-year-old girls to the yard.
Case #5
And now here’s this charming dude wearing a taupe cap and bringing all the 28-year-old smoking hot actresses to the yard.
Case #6
Here’s Ashton Kutcher wearing a cowboy hat with a winter coat, looking like a damn fool.
Case #6
Here’s this spectacular creation wearing a cowboy hat with a distressed leather jacket, pulling off a look we could dub “Western Goth.”
Case #7
Here’s Samuel L. Jackson wearing a beret that’s distracting America from his important speech.
Case #7
Here is sassy ex-Pat French-loving Johnny Depp wearing a beret and looking foxy as hell. Très chic, b
Case #8
Here’s Adrien Brody looking like every hipster you would never sleep with.
Case #8
Here’s this smoldering babe looking like every hipster you HAVE slept with … and, with enough alcohol and an iPhone in your hand at 2 am, will probably sleep with again.
Case #9
Here’s Pharrell boasting a wildly oversized hat that churns out memes all over the world.
Case #9
Here’s this stunning Earth angel boasting a wildly oversized hat that churns out swoons all over the world.
