Amber Rose Wears the Heck Out of a String Bikini

If you thought you were stepping to Amber Rose's skimp game, you've got another thing coming. For your Lord's day, Rose posted some NSFW (or for people with weak hearts) photos on her Instagram that showed her leaning over a balcony looking fly as hell in a "barely-there" one piece. I don't like to use the phrase "barely-there" but in this case, it's the most accurate. She posted four photos captioned, respectively Fleekin, MILFIN, Slayin, and the ever incredible "Stifler's Mom."

Obviously her 'grams had the Internet going nuts, but good for her. If I were that smooth and brave, maybe I too would have the courage to wear a one-piece swimsuit that somehow defies the laws of physics. And can anyone argue with the empirical fact that Amber Rose is literally a MILF? She has a son with her ex-husband (sob) Wiz Khalifa, and I pray that I look like her if and when I am ever a mom.

I'm sure the ugly comments will come, but does Amber Rose on this balcony look like she cares what you think? Do you think she thinks about you at all? She's too busy breaking your internet. It's a continuation of the big butt revival that was long overdue. Even Wiz Khalifa, who Rose filed for divorce from in September, wanted to remind people that he was once lucky enough to behold Amber Rose on a regular basis. He Tweeted on Saturday: "Yes, my baby's mother is fine as f---." That she is. Good for Amber Rose for being her fly self, because it takes a lot of moxie to wear a literal string bikini (technically a one piece, I suppose). Not because it's slutty, but because can you imagine being confident enough in yourself to rock embroidery thread as an outfit?