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Remember When BBMak Was On 'Even Stevens'?

by Kristie Rohwedder

(Warning: It's about to get really early '00s in here.) This morning, I tripped over a highlight reel from the BBMak episode of Disney Channel Original Series Even Stevens . And by "tripped over," I definitely mean "I heard 'Back Here' on SiruisXM Pop2K, wanted more BBMak, pulled up videos of the pop group on YouTube, and deliberately clicked the link that would take me to the BBMak Even Stevens episode highlight video." Man alive, all six and a half minutes took me on a JOURNEY.

I would love to tell you that the episode came rushing back to me as soon as I began watching the clips, but it did not. Had I remembered anything from the episode, I could've prepared myself for what I was about to watch. Alas, I was not prepared. And I paid the price. (By "paid the price," I definitely mean "cackled my face off.")

Here are the moments from the BBMak Even Stevens episode that I was not at all ready for:

  1. When Ruby has a BBMak daydream
  2. When Ste from BBMak shows up in that fedora
  3. When there is almost a “who’s got the hairiest arms” contest
  4. When BBMak serenades Ruby
  5. When Christian from BBMak gives the airport’s clean toilets a shoutout
  6. When Louis walks into the recording studio and says, “Excuse us, your Makness”
  7. When Louis discovers the cheese-only table in the recording studio<img src="http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/51/2e5dd6b0-7ffd-0132-1d8f-0a2c89e5f2f5.png?w=320"/>
  8. When Tawny asks BBMak what the best thing about being a rockstar is and they say “Free cheese”
  9. When BBMak, Louis, and Twitty eat cheese together
  10. When Twitty hands BBMak a CASSETTE TAPE
  11. When Ste from BBMak sticks the cassette tape underneath an enormous brick of cheese<img src="http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/51/2e5d4450-7ffd-0132-43c1-0ebc4eccb42f.png?w=320"/>
  12. When BBMak makes Louis play the tambourine
  13. When Louis appears to lose control of his body the moment he begins to play the tambourine
  14. When BBMak starts singing “Unpredictable”
  15. When everyone gets really into BBMak singing “Unpredictable”
  16. When Louis spazzes out with the tambourine while BBMak sings "Unpredictable"
  17. When Louis screeches into his bag when he realizes he lost his lucky penny
  18. When Twitty steals an entire plate of cheese<img src="http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/51/2e671830-7ffd-0132-43c2-0ebc4eccb42f.png?w=320"/>

I don't know about you, but I am craving cheese cubes like whoa right now.

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