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31 Times Hillary Clinton's Boss Face Showed Everybody Who's In Charge
Hillary Clinton has kept us all on the edge of our seats as she teased her official 2016 presidential bid. But while we wait with eager anticipation, somewhere Hillary is slowly sipping a latte and staring down a blueberry muffin. That's because Hillary Clinton DGAF. And her cool, calm, unaffected poise helped her nab the title of "Most Admired Woman" for the 13th year in a row. Gallup recently asked a random sampling of Americans to name the woman living anywhere in the world whom they admired the most, and they chose the former Secretary of State. Winning 12 percent of the vote, Hillary beat out Oprah Winfrey, who had eight percent, and Michelle Obama, who secured only three percent of the vote. Not only has she nabbed the top title 13 years in a row, but Hillary's been the most admired woman in the world a total of 19 times, which is a Gallup record. In other polls, Americans have given Hillary top marks for not only likeability and leadership skills, but also for her toughness. And that toughness certainly shows through in her many facial expressions. Usually she's smiling or exuding passion during a speech, but every so often something does not sit well with her, and her face instills a kind of fear we wouldn't wish on our worst enemies.
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“Another outburst and I will bring out Santorum.”
“If I keep nodding, will you stop talking?”
“No one knew about my 12 years of jiujitsu experience because no one bothered to ask.”
“Oh shoot. Warren brought cupcakes.”
“My disappointment for you knows no bounds.”
“The first rule of Fight Club is …”
“How come every time he talks all I can hear is a dying vacuum cleaner?”
“How about you repeat that to my face? Bill, hold me back.”
“And that’s how it’s done.”
“Lol, you’re not seriously wearing that, are you?”
“Is this a press conference or a PBS after-school special?”
“Blah blah blah blah blah blah … crap, I forgot to text Clooney back.”
“This is me sleeping with my eyes open.”
“I taught Anna Wintour everything she knows.”
“You know I mean business when I wear a ponytail.”
“Why are you laughing? Do I look like I’m joking?”
“Do yourself a favor and never open your mouth ever again.”
“Alright, ladies and gentleman. I gotta bounce. I have a G6 waiting for me and a bottle of Dom with my name on it.”
“Pipe down or I’ll come over there and make you.”
“I’m so bored right now that it’s actually fascinating.”
“Don’t make me come over there and smack you, Belgium.”
“I’m just going to take your dopey expressions as comprehension.”
“Once I’m in, everything will change. And I mean everything.”
“Why are you even here, Rand?”
“Don’t even try to out-side-eye my side-eye.”
“Is this the day I go medieval on someone?”
“You absolutely amaze me with your inanity.”
“Are you the one with the microphone? I didn’t think so.”
“Let me take a closer look at what idiocy looks like.”
“I could crush your skull with my fingers. But I won’t.”
“God, I wish he would stand up straight.”
