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14 Times Kris Jenner Was WAY Too Excited

by Arielle Dachille

Dec. 15, 2014

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Even when she’s practicing her best sexy frown, the momager just can’t help herself. It's plain to see that Kris Jenner is always extremely excited. I mean, haven’t you ever noticed that she’s far and away the most emphatic smiler out of all the Kardashians? No contest. Particularly when she’s squeezing into group selfies with her chronically stone-faced daughters, Jenner loves to give smiling her all.

That’s why I feel confident making the following statement: at any given event, on any red carpet, and in any photo shoot, the KUWTK matriarch is the most enthused person in the room. In the words of Shakespeare, she wears her heart on her sleeve for daws to peck at. Not in the words of Shakespeare, she wears her jaw unhinged for popcorn to fly into.

If you’re wondering about her educational background, she probably got a PhD in “cheesing” from the University of Phoenix online. There, Jenner honed her craft as a human excited-face emoji. Smushed against a sparrow-facing Kim, her jaw hangs open in an expression of unadulterated euphoria. I would go so far as to guess that Jenner’s favorite season is winter. After all, her mouth is in the perfect position for catching snowflakes about 60 percent of the time.

Let’s go to the photographic evidence, shall we? Here are 14 times when Kris Jenner was inordinately excited about life.

The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Shoot

On the 15th day of Christmas, Love magazine gave to us a cringeworthy video of Kris Jenner working a festive candy cane. Kinda like Kendall's shoot, but totally different. She can barely contain her enthusiasm, and it's, like, the opposite of fashion.