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19 of the Strangest 'Simpsons' Merchandise Available from The Wonderfully Weird to the Downright Insane
I can't remember my life without The Simpsons — and that's mostly because The Simpsons have been around nearly as long as I've been alive. I grew up with Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie as my guides to the universe. Needless to say, they've prepapred me pretty well for the insanity that life has thrown my way. The creations of James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, and Sam Simon are celebrating their 25th anniversary and I think they all deserve a resounding "WOO HOO! "The Simpsons aren't just cartoon characters, they're an entire brand, a language, and even a way of life if you will (NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA LEADER!) Being the world's most recognizable family isn't due merely to the show's success and cult-like following. Nay, we know the citizens of Springfield so well because, well, they're everywhere.
From lunch boxes to boardwalk T-shirts, to grand works of art and Duff beer cozies, you can find The Simpsons on almost everything. Some Simpsons gear is as amazing as a Squishee on a hot Summer day, while others are as terrifying as Sideshow Bob after a prison break. Let's take a look at some of the most bizarre Simpsons merch out there.
These Birthday Candles
They’re candles, and LEGO’s, and The Simpsons. And I thought Lisa was a multi-tasker.
Image: Lego Brick/Etsy
This Painting from "The Shinning"
“No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something…”
“Go Crazy?”
“Don’t Mind If I Do!”
Image: BlackInkArtz/Etsy
Lisa Simpson Meets the Wu-Tang Clan
According to the Wu-Tang Name Generator, her name would be “Quiet Killah,” which is actually pretty accurate when you come to think of it.
Image: houseofhades/Etsy
A Homer Simpson Microwaveable Relaxation Sack
Because nothing says tranquility quite like Homer Jay Simpson.
Image: FeelTheWarmth/Etsy
Bat Simpson
The stuff that nightmares are made of! Can’t sleep Bat Simpson will eat me…
Image: PityPartyStudios/Etsy
Homer Soapson
In case you ever wondered what Homer’s face near your butt would look like.
Image: sweetsoaptreat/Etsy
The Marge Sponge
Sigh. Poor Marge, always cleaning up EVERYONE’S messes.
Image: 20th Century Fox/Amazon
Egg Cup and Toast Stamp
As far as I’m concerned, Kang and Kodos are the only ones who should be eating anything out of Homer’s head.
Image: 20th Century Fox/Amazon
A 'Simpsons' Plastic Bag Dispenser
When your kitchen needs that extra hint of d’oh!
Image: NotWithoutAnnette/Etsy
These Wedges
Well, they’re certainly a statement piece. If your statement is, “AY CARUMBA!”
Image: GraceyLou3/Etsy
A $3,100 White Gold Bart Simpson Pendant
More like Bling Simpson, AMIRIGHT? Mind you, it IS marked down from $8,309. So really, it’s a bargain.
Image: avianneandco
