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12 Struggles Cat Owners Face at Christmas

by Leah Wynalek

Dec. 8, 2014

It can be tough being a cat owner at Christmastime. Seriously, felines and festive décor just don’t mix. I learned that the hard way a couple years ago after adopting a kitten and buying an artificial Christmas tree for my first post-college home. I played Christmas music and decorated my fake evergreen, pleased with how adorable my fur child looked all nestled under it when I was done. Little did I know, my monster would turn that tree into his lair and destroy it in less than a week. As I took down my ornaments and trashed the broken tree, I was literally sobbing and telling my cat he “ruined Christmas.”

Don’t worry, my friends. I finally mustered up the courage to buy a Christmas tree again this year (a real one this time), and it’s still standing! You know, minus an ornament or two. And even though my cat hasn’t tried climbing it yet, I’m secretly terrified I’ll come home from work one day and find him purring in a nest of pine needles and broken ornaments. So if you're a fellow cat lady — or just genuinely interested in hearing what jerks cats can be — this list is for you.

1. Your cat thinks every decoration is a toy

Ornaments and garland? You must mean shiny playthings and giant pieces of string to tear down.

2. And becomes a wild animal around the Christmas tree

If your cat stays indoors, this tree is the closest it will get to nature. Your domesticated friend might even think you bought a fancy new cat tree. Check out those expert climbing skills!