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Wanna Date Loki?

by Allyson Koerner

Stop what you're doing, stat. We have a very important announcement to make — it's basically breaking news. We might have just cracked the code on what it takes to become the girlfriend of the one and only Tom Hiddleston. Of course, it's not foolproof, but these very simple steps might get you that much closer.

So, raise your hand if you want to date the actor known for playing Loki in Thor and The Avengers? Everyone? Yeah, that's what I thought. Who doesn't want to call this beautiful specimen their man? Every day Hiddleston is catching someone's eye with his dance moves, that chill-inducing smile, and his overall adorableness, among many, many other swoonworthy qualities (like him riding a horse). How can we make him our own? I know that sounds so possessive and creepy, but don't tell me you aren't thinking it — I know you are!

Well, I've done some research into what causes us to get butterflies every time we look at that stunning face, and I realized if we can embrace life like him (all while being our own person, of course, because who wants someone who isn't real?) we have the potential to become his girlfriend — and maybe partner for life.

Do you have what it takes to be Hiddelston's ideal girl? Let's find out by breaking down the seven qualities you should probably grasp...now.

You Must Love to Dance

I think this one is pretty much a given. He loves to dance and isn't afraid to show off his dance moves, even if some of them are wacky. Just imagine how excited he would be to dance with his girlfriend. Even if you don't have rhythm, at least try, because knowing him he'd love you no matter what.

You Must Follow Your Heart

When it comes to following your dreams, Hiddleston is all for it. It's a key to being happy with life and yourself. You know what they say, if you're happy with yourself, then your relationship will probably also be a happy one.

You Must Embrace Your Intelligence

He loves smart and strong women! Holy crap, this type of man does exist! How refreshing is it to hear any man, especially Hiddleston, finds intelligent women attractive? Yeah, amazing. So, don't ever let someone persuade you that you're too intimidating, and don't ever shy away from using your brain.

You Must Like the Whispering of Sweet Nothings

Hiddleston knows how to knock a woman's socks off and fall head over heels in love with him. I mean, just look at this quote: "I think if you're going to be conventionally romantic you've got to go all the way: a beautiful dinner somewhere lovely, with boat-loads of flowers, chocolates and champagne. But it might also be nice to wrap up warm and sit on a roof somewhere, with a cup of hot soup and your girl, watch the planes come in over London and listen to the night." Yeah, you better get used to that.

You Must Believe in Equality & Important Causes

No narrow-minded women here — Loki no likey. Remember that time he supported Emma Watson and her cause for gender equality? Yep, Hiddleston is no stranger to raising awareness for all kinds of great causes and important issues.

You Must Love Life & Want to Have Fun

He loves life! He loves getting excited! He loves to have fun! If you're going to be a Debbie Downer, just stay away. It's probably impossible not to possess these qualities when dating Hiddleston, right?

You Must Be Yourself

Lastly, and which should be common sense, be you! Hiddleston wants someone honest and genuine. Leave the fakeness and lies at home.

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